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Anyone else have a seriously debilitating crush on Steve Buscemi?
You know it!
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If you do someone a favour, do you automatically assume they should reciprocate?
Hells no. I do it because I'm trying to be a decent human being and because I care for my friends. If everyone else just happens to also be decent human beings, then I guess we all win!
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How to make iced tea ?
Ice, gin, lime, tonic.
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So... how was your day?
+Slept in, but not so much that I felt useless.
+Hung out with @stephans, played with cat, and argued about where to go for breakfast.
+Eventually went for breakfast.
+Had near-flawless timing for the outbound train.
+"Helped" my friend Andy move, by which I mean carried like three things up the stairs to his new place, because he has almost nothing.
++Got free coconut juice for said paltry assistance.
+Tromped round the Castro neighborhood a bit with @stephans and stopped for coffee, where we argued about modern agricultural practices for no reason.
++Had near-flawless timing for the inbound train (have now used up all transportation karma and will be late for everywhere-- do not care).
--Did NOT get a very important piece of mail.
+Came home, cleaned a bit, and cooked dinner while pillaging This American Life free streaming archives. @stephans played Mass Effect and gave me a break from his opinions.
+++The dinner I cooked did not suck.
+Now I am shoveling in my daily internet ration while @stephans halfway sleeps in front of an episode of Nature about koalas living in the suburbs.
++I have eaten a lot of chocolate chips. I am only just noticing that the bag is 3/4 empty. Not sorry.
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Do you have any recurring themes in your dreams?
I am almost always blind in my dreams. Sometimes I am aware of this and used to it, trying to be unblind (like if I can just get to this or that place, I can see), or am totally freaked out by it and have a full-on nightmare.
Often I can also jump Super Mario-style over obstacles, and I have had two dreams in which I can fly.
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Who is one of your favorite authors?
David Baldacci writes awesome thriller books that play out like the best action movies you can imagine.
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Here s the true story of how a totally fed-up, desperate, and completely humiliated 32 year old man
T-minus 693 days...
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What's the weirdest experience you've ever had with a medical professional? (I once had someone who was supposed to do an ultrasound of my heart and just wanted to look at my liver o.O)
A few years ago I developed a serious unidentifiable disease. I needed to get all sorts of x-rays and MRIs and shit.
The technician that was scanning me was really cool, and we were joking around and talking as he took x-rays of my chest and what have you.
This took place in early December. I'm telling you this because I want you to realize that it was cold and that I was constantly in long pants and socks. On top of my long pants and long socks... I was diseased and suffering. So, y'know, I had other priorities.
What I'm getting at is that I hadn't shaved my legs in like... a while. Like... a really long while... like... since the summer.
#noshame
So I lie down for the MRI and the guy is STARING at my bare legs before he says "can I ask you something that might be embarrassing?"
Now, I'm not easily embarrassed, so I told him to ask away, "haven't you ever considered shaving your legs?"
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I explained to him that aside from more or less dying, it's fucking December.
He didn't seem to think that was a legit excuse... and he also seemed to think I had never shaved... ever.
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What are you doing this weekend ?
I had all these fabulous plans to hang out with visiting cousins and go to dinner parties and shit.
I still have to do all of that, but life has suddenly lost most of it's spark, so today and most of tomorrow = hardcore wallowing.
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It's that time again. What is the best cat picture you've seen?
^ Just stare at this image while playing this song: http://tinyurl.com/7cyfdqs
SHUT THE FUCK UP. A CAT NEEDS TO CONVEY THEIR HARDSHIPS.
(Sometimes their food bowls have been out too long. Other times their beds aren't nearly as warm as they've specified. More often than not, they want you to open the door (to go outside) but, they want to be inside at the same time. AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE SNIFFED. #It's a hard life.) -
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It's that time again. What is the best cat picture you've seen?
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It's that time again. What is the best cat picture you've seen?
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Girls puckering their lips in photos, cute or not?
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When's the last time you had a crush on someone? How did it go?
1. Meet guy
2. Learn more about guy
3. Slowly become infatuated
3. Casually stalk guy
4. Never speak to guy
5. Let sit for a couple years
6. Watch as someone else eventually discovers how amazing guy is
7. Pretend to be chill with it
8. Sit in corner and weep softly anyway
9. Continue casual creeping
10. Reprimand self for doing so
11. Do so anyway
12. Make promise to self to actually talk to the next guy
13 Chicken out
14. Speculate on whether it's worth it to have crushes
15. Enjoy being single for a while
16. Observe friends finding love and curse their happiness
17. Attempt to out-happy them by living up the single life
18. Fail miserably
19. Write terrible poetry
20. Crumple up poetry and write sad love songs instead
21. Remember my lack of musical ability
22. Eat away feelings
23. Go to kitchen and can only find healthy food
24. Internet
25. Forget about this shit, there is interesting stuff going on in the world!
26. Teenage Hormones: "Nope."
27. Rinse and repeat
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It's nomination time for the next Formspring Movie Night. What shall we watch?
Galaxy Quest.
NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER SURRENDER.
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Fill in the blank: A woman who stores money in her bra is ________________________
not as uptight about hygiene as I am. But that's okay.
I won't begrudge her her lack of pockets.
Ladies, we've all had to put things in our bras for safe keeping at one point or another, right?
Right.
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