I would prolly fo sho be a penguin.. They're awesome.

Throwing my cat into the pool...

Dr, Pepper or Vodka.

Ninjas!

Over easy.

Gareth! We'd go to Alaska

I fell asleep in the shower?

The gorier, the better!

Postcards and bottles.

zenhex, facebook, QC, xkcd, explosm.

Anywhere that isn't here.

Not really.. When I do use the phone though, holy shit.

My lover. :(

You. Whoever you are, you're important.

Since I am deaf, I prefer it to be loud enough so I can hear it. lol.

There is no one cooler than I am, bitch. stfu.

Of course I do. I really like the sweet peppermint that stride has out. mm!

A few months ago. I was being nice and bought momma some pretty flowers.

Walter Mangum. lol.

Morning. :P