Ask me anything, write it all down.
Recent Responses
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'New Girl' is by far my favorite show at the moment!
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Because babies are parasitic.
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Justin Vernon. He proved you can get the hell out of EC.
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The J Man. (Justin Vernon, not Bieber... sick.)
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Probably sleeping through some important exam in college..
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1. Marry Michael Cera
2. 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Dollars.
3. Have regular hookups with: Ryan Gosling, Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Rupert Grint, Tom Felton, Josh Hutcherson, Jake Gyllenhaal, James Franco, Bruno Mars, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ryan Renolds, Bradley Cooper, Justin Timberlake, Andrew Garfeild, Ashton Kutcher, Daren Criss, and Logan Lerman.
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Important Things With Demetri Martin
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Bet lots and lots of money that the Packers win the 2010 Superbowl
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Michael Cera took me on a romantic trip to Paris and we made love beneath the Eiffel Tower... Does that count?
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Well, Michael Cera and I are already in love... so.... yeah.
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Monique Scheidler’s Bio
In your closet
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird"

