Hmm. The only things I knew that you have pointed out is that I'm losing my hair and that I have bad teeth. I did not know, however, that I was superficial, a man-skank, or had bad breath. Let's examine these shall we?

Superficial. Defined as, "Only having concerns with the obvious or apparent. Such as looks or beauty". Considering my dating record, I would have to point this out as false. I don't date someone only because of their looks. Also, if this was pointed at myself personally, I would like to say most "superficial" people don't have a personality worth a shit, where as I do.

Man-Skank. Defined as, "A man that goes sleeping around with everyone". Again, I will have to point this out as false. I have been asked to have sex by people in the past, but have declined. These were people I actually knew in real life. I wouldn't go out and have sex with just everyone.

Bad breath. This one is simple to answer to. I smoke. At night, I brush my teeth, but like a lot of people who smoke, I still have dragon breath in the morning. So I brush my teeth then as well. Bad breath at any other time of the day might be caused by whatever I may have eaten.

So thank you dear anon for taking the time out of your day to remind me that I'm losing my hair and that my teeth are bad. Also, thank you for having the free time to make shit up about me. But I would suggest that in the future, you have actual evidence to back up your claims.

PS. As a side note, when you use more then one adjective, you need to separate them with commas. Otherwise, it makes you look like even more of an uneducated moron.

Your mom

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We have no idea what her voice actually sounds like because the whole song is auto-tuned ;)