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They should have a field for it on your Facebook page. Relationship Status, Birthday, Hometown, Skull Circumference.
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People graph male-female in different ways. For some people, gender is charted on a venn diagram. For other people, a sliding scale. For some, it's a bar graph. Girls with short hair confuse the bar graph people.
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There aren't any songs I can think of about Thanksgiving, so probably that. It would be called Christmas (But Without The Bullshit).
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I'd either stand still up against a tree and pretend to be a tree trunk, or call Animal Control - well, wait. Do unicorns hunt? Are they carnivorous? Do they eat people? This changes my answer.
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This one time I was waiting for the bus and a patrol car stops in front of me. The officer in the driver chair leans out the window and goes "Molly?" I thought "Oh shit what did I do?" Turns out he had seen me at PAX and wanted to take a picture with me. Scared me shitless though.
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Flannel? Is she crazy? You'll electrocute yourself if you dare wear flannel pajamas! and flannel PJs are the tops!
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Hmm. Zombies seem to live everywhere, whereas mummies only live in Egypt, but zombies eat organs while mummies put CURSES on people. CURSES.
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Would the foreign language and space suit go away after the three days were over? I'd go anywhere for three days if I had a space suit and food, if it meant I'd come out at the end with fluency in every foreign language.
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Life is too short to hinge all of my happiness on the love and attention of one other person.
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Computer hacking: Too easy for a handful of teenagers to bring a government to collapse, for the lulz.
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Animaniacs. Tiny Toon is kind of one-note humor, Freakazoid stresses me out after a while, and I've seen every Pinky and the Brain.
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It's your crotch. You're accountable for the cleanliness of your crotch. If there are any averse affects, it's YOUR responsibility. Just don't make anybody else eat food off your crotch.
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ALSO RANCH DRESSING. Hello?
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I think it's highly subjective to make an assessment that someone has made nothing of their lives.
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I LOVE chap-hop. I've considered making my own chap hop song/video, but I haven't a thing to wear. Chap-hop is equal parts rhythm, rhyme, grammar, and pinstriped suits.
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