Don't interview with Bashir! Don't make friends with the chandlers or arvizos. If there is a court case brought up make sure to fight it to the end... never settle. Make sure the only people close to you are those you sincerely trust with your life. Only take meds when ABSOLUTELY necessary... and never take pain meds/sleeping meds on a regular basis. DO NOT hire Dr. Murray. Stay far, far, far away from Propofol. Stay away from Arnold Klein too. Do everything in his power as a brother to stop LaToya from marrying that creep because he'll make her say evil things. Don't come close to Bashir. I'd also tell him to marry me. :) Be careful singing earth song on the bridge and don't go back for another take of the Pepsi commercial. I'd also warn him about other embarrassing things that happened to him just to save the embarrassment (i.e. falling during the smooth criminal lean). I'd tell him how sexy and beautiful he is every single day in hopes that he won't feel the need to have surgery. I'd also tell him that he should make out with me (and only me) as much as possible in public so no one will question his sexuality. ;) I'd also maybe tell him to let people see he has vitiligo in its early stages... like an obvious picture... or talk about it right away... just so people will jump all over his back about "making himself white" or "wanting to be white". Don't hold Blanket over the balcony to show the fans. DON'T TALK TO MARTIN BASHIR. I maybe want to tell him to make sure there's an adult with him anytime he has kids sleep in his room, but ONLY because I wouldn't want anyone else to bring up charges against him (cause he isn't friends with the chandlers or arvizos). I'd hate to tell him not to be himself, but if it can prevent life shattering pain like those accusations caused him then I think I'd tell him to not be the only one sleeping with kids in the room. I don't even like to type that cause I feel like such a jerk because nothing happened and it's just sad that people always assume the worst and make up stories. Warn him that many people will do anything, anything, anything for money so seriously be careful who he trusts. I wouldn't like having to tell him to change things about his behavior that there's nothing wrong with, but I'd do it only cause I know it'll prevent him from so much pain and ultimately his leaving us. :( :( :( I wouldn't tell him to stop making the kids wear masks because I thought that was a genius thing to do and showed how caring and protective he was as a father. I love him so much, and this post is making me very sad. :( He shouldn't have to change anything.