no, but it sounds like fun

screw around with people

too many to choose from

The Commons

homophobic technically means "scared of homosexuals" so if you're scared of a gay person, then you can't really help it. but if you mean am i against people who HATE gays?.. then sure, i'm not an advocate of people that let out the hate

none, i don't like politics

brussel sprouts
broccoli is awesome

if i could buy conan o'brien for an hour, i'd be happy

i do, but i try not to

into full bravos, shaved, bed made, and all that jazz in under 15 minutes

privileges in the corps

risque
i have no problems with it

close, but no sausage

whatever i can get my hands on

can't see why not
it is an infinite universe, after all

didn't realize there was such a site..

7

martial arts

hmmm... lemme think...


stankey, stankers, czar, kermitchell von bingleheimer, the stanks, i'm sure i've been called stanko before, stinky (lauren bufano), and much more.. OH! and bittamin

isn't the classic theft from a hotel room the towels?