Not really, no.

A plastic water bottle? A few days, or until I end up with another one. But I have a metal water bottle that I am never throwing out, because it is awesome and has Hello Kitty on it.

YES. And look ridiculously good doing it.

None, because that's not how I work. I want to know them better first!

Probably not.

Playing with a friend's mini-arcade game. I think it was Pac-Man? It had its own screen and joystick and everything.

I tweet to talk to people, mostly. I assume this is what you're asking?

Communicating clearly is the main goal, and punctuation can help with that. If/when proper punctuation cannot convey the adequate emotions (in an informal setting), one can use emoticons/non-standard punctuation to do so.

I didn't before you asked this question!

You can be friends with an ex if you make better friends than partners, but I've also dated people that I broke up with because they made me dislike them as people. So there's that.

No, and I'm not sure why it would be.

I wouldn't bother to change my appearance for someone else. If they don't like me the way I am, I don't want them anyway.

Less than one. I hate phones.

No, I don't. I don't like greasy things or salty things, and bacon is both.

I like red-haired girls, and glasses-wearing, nerdyish boys.

Friends of friends at a free gathering.

In one year from now (if all gors as planned), I'll be halfway through my last semester of school. I'm very much looking forward to that!

Rarely.

In some ways yes, in others less so.

Probably, because if I'm in love I'm not going to want to give up that person. They'd have to break it off, as I don't think I'd be able to.