I think it would be easier to list the celebrities I don't want to punch, but I'll make myself narrow it down to one.

Let's see . . . I don't want to punch Miley Cyrus so much as rip out her voicebox.

I'd say Tom Cruise, but then I'd probably get charged with a hate crime for assaulting a midget (if the scientologists don't make me disappear first).

Then there's the political commentary "celebrities" like Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Bill O'Reilly and the like, but I'd need more than one punch to feel fully satisfied.

I could go with Heidi Montag, but then I'd just be validating her pathetic attempt at staying in the limelight AND giving her another reason to have more plastic surgery.

Hmmm . . .

I guess in light of recent events I'd have to say Pat Robertson. That way I can tell him my fist is a kiss from god.