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Male: Trent Reznor, forever and ever amen.
Female: Angelina Jolie (I make no apologies) -
I'm sorry. I couldn't get past the 'U' in place of 'you'. I'm an asshole that way.
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Trent signed my copy of The Fragile in my presence. That's all I need.
Unless you just want to give it to me? Cause I'm awesome! -
Hold on a minute. I'm trying to remember . . .
I'm pretty sure it's the combo. But then again, my memory is pretty sketchy sometimes. -
asked by waxxingqueen
I am TERRIBLE at sports. When I was little girl, I always wanted to be in gymnastics, so I suppose if this question is purely based on fantasy, I would be a gymnast. Or a diver, maybe. Some of those chicks have some pretty bad ass dives. Again, purely fantasy on my part.
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Yeah, lock the door.
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Well, I'd look kinda silly talking to myself now wouldn't I?
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I would look like me when I turned 21. I was sorta a hottie then. Of course, that might be because I spent that entire year wasted, but from what I remember . . . I think I'm might have even gotten laid. Good times.
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa . . . whoa.
John Cusack has is on twitter? Does he use it to talk to his sister Joan?
Maybe you should @ him. Just be like "DUDE! You're totally doing it wrong" or whatever. -
I think it would be easier to list the celebrities I don't want to punch, but I'll make myself narrow it down to one.
Let's see . . . I don't want to punch Miley Cyrus so much as rip out her voicebox.
I'd say Tom Cruise, but then I'd probably get charged with a hate crime for assaulting a midget (if the scientologists don't make me disappear first).
Then there's the political commentary "celebrities" like Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Bill O'Reilly and the like, but I'd need more than one punch to feel fully satisfied.
I could go with Heidi Montag, but then I'd just be validating her pathetic attempt at staying in the limelight AND giving her another reason to have more plastic surgery.
Hmmm . . .
I guess in light of recent events I'd have to say Pat Robertson. That way I can tell him my fist is a kiss from god. -
I'm giving this advice based on the fact that you say it's the ex of a FORMER best friend. If you have any sort of relationship with this girl, keep your vagina away from her ex boyfriend. Sleeping with a friend's ex breaks all sorts of girl solidarity rules or whatever.
Now that we've got that established . . .
Is this just sex to you? If so, get laid.
If there's any chance you are secretly hoping for more than sexual release, don't do it, because chances are *really* good he's only using you. Sleeping with him if this is the case will only result in you getting hurt.
But hey, at least you will have gotten laid, AMIRITE?! -
*Apparently* my attempt at comedy failed miserabley.
Seriously, the whole point of a sexual fantasy is just that--fantasy. Trent Reznor is my ultimate fantasy, so hence the gazillions of mentions of him. However, my obsession with Trent is only 10% sexual. He is more to me than just a sex object. His music is my escape, and that is more important than any sexual fantasy he may star in.
I do fantasize about other people, some of whom aren't famous, and some of whom aren't even real. I have a vivid imagination, and I get bored easily.
So there you have it. Proof that my mind isn't a one track sexualy preoccupation with Trent Reznor. -
Trent, don't be coy. I've sent you thousands of explicit letters detailing every last second of our sordid love affair. And how soon you forget my testimony in that last court appearance. Silly man charging me with stalking just so you can spend more time with me. I'm flattered.
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Hell yeah I'm game! Wait, this is Trent Reznor, right? You're so silly Trent.
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It's spelled "come". Pfft. . . moron.
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I'd want my own personal Starbucks. And Trent Reznor would be my barista.
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The fifth person died. How do you feel now, you insensitive fuck?
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Damn, Hollywood really is running out of good movie ideas if they would even consider making a biopic of my life. Though truth be told, it would be considerably more entertaining than say Waterworld.
I would want Paris Hilton to play me, but only because I would would love to see her have to gain a 100 pounds.
The title would be "Fear and Loathing in the Ass Crack of Ohio"
It would be rated R, and that's only because of the language. But I'd have them Hollywood the shit out of it. You know, having me doing some really far fetched shit like having sex. With a man. -
I live in a small town in Northwest Ohio.
Does this mean I have a stalker? Suh-weet!! -
I'm the queen of saying something stupid in my nervousness. I can't think of an example right off the top of my head, but a lot of times it serves as an icebreaker so my faux pas isn't a complete loss.
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