How would you know about sisters and boobs? *lol* My sister and I never really gave a flip about the size of each other's bosoms, though that's probably 'cause we're both knockin'.

Mostly nuts, but only because other people care so much about them. I really am just not interested either way, but everyone has to make such a fuss, and then I feel socially obligated to care, and do stuff.

Lawl. Sometimes I get a peek, but only because Glass and I have known each other for over a decade. I am utterly incorruptible though. Shame for me, because money is pretty awesome. As for Turas, you'll have to find out. Would it be more horrible for Duane as a character to realize he's done something awful to a human being - even a red berry boy? Or would it be more horrifying for him to come to the very BRINK, and live (ha!) with the angst of knowing how close he is to the edge of monstrosity no matter how he enchants himself with elegant magic wrappings? Also, he's shackled to the bed.

About to. I made a bunch of random designs using the 2d image thing.

Probably that time I called into work because I said I had existential ennui. Classic.

When Glass goes to the beach, jellyfish swim deferentially away.
Glass can draw a perfect circle. Using spaghetti sauce.
Glass developed the Khert system after meeting God, and pointing out some room for improvement.

Roller derp. Only Roller derp.

Jason has been delightfully fluid in every RP I've played him in. Most recently, he married a nice little clockwork lady, but he was working up to a tryst with Merzhah. ALAS. The tits got to him first.

Jason x Will would be just about the hottest thing ever. Feel free to ship them forever.

Hahaha..I have a complete inability to take a story to completion. Besides, writing for the sake of writing has never really tickled my knickers. I only do my bit in RP so I can get the other half. I've never submitted to SSBB, but I love the stuff a few of the regulars come up with. Most of it's not worth the time though. It took a lot of trial and error to figure out who was tolerable.

I don't want to sell my stories. That's not where my commercial potential lies. I'm better at selling products that other people make.

I am all about BUYING stories, though. People who are good at crafting them deserve my money.

Texas is a big wash of Red, and I live in a tiny bubble of Blue. It's much easier to have the kind of pride Texas is famous for when you 're conservative. That said, Texas is so goddamn BIG, there's some of everything, including high density steers, queers, guns, and immigrants (Did you know Houston has a huuuuuuge Vietnamese population?). I bet you probably have Mexicans in Ohio. They just work in your meat packing plants and on your farms. Or they don't, and you just call them 'Americans'. Here in central Texas, Mexican culture is pretty cool. We steal the bits we like, like Dia de los Muertos, and ignore the things we don't like so much, like drug cartel violence.

Texas is hot nine months out of the year, and mild the other three. Austin has good food and good music. Dallas has...I dunno...the cowboys? If you're into that. Houston has nothing but a yawning black pit of despair.

I'd give up all my Texas Pride for some decent healthcare options. I ruined myself by going and living in socialist countries, and now I just wanna suck that govt. teat.

Roller Derby Scrimmage in June, and a New Orleans trip in July. It's a running of the bulls...and rollergirls are the bulls. I am gonna put my horns on and mow some slow motherfuckers down.

I have a shirt in Nouveau style with two girls with Luchador masks on. It says "Mucha Lucha" and it makes me sad that no one gets it.

Oh, totally. I'm pretty unrepentant about the infrequency with which I wash my clothes (I don't think I ever let them get stinky, but who can smell their own stink?). I'm pretty laissez faire about germs in food, too. I know I've eaten in restaurants that most would be scared to risk their bowels to.

Well, I didn't actually HAVE a wedding so much. We just did a big party. Soooo...mostly it was like lots of garishly colored skulls. With beer and BBQ. It was pretty good times.

Oh dear...I feel I am under horrible pressure to make this interesting, but it really isn't. My favorite outfit is a semi-dressy shirt that covers my arm flab well, plus jeans and a bit of heel. I wear it to work at least once a week. Hell, I wore it to my WEDDING - http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c151/mindaroth/Wedding/2.jpg

I have. Kind of a disappointing amount, actually. I gave up donating when I realized the following:

1. They absolutely refuse to do anything about the obscene server costs, and insist on a dedicated server for a core of about 30 people who play, tops.

2. Everyone I play with is on AIM or skype anyway, and I only even use Shards for 3way scenes anymore, which I could totally do on skype.

3. Everyone on Shards except the core group of decent people I've found is a twat.

4. They never bothered to add me to the Friends of Shards list after months of donating.

So yeah. I am gonna keep my money and spend it on a fancy dinner. If my cash is gonna go into a hole, that hole might as we be my gullet.