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    1. eli

      I don't know!

      But. I took the liberty to google this up for you and google said to me, "Did you mean: Why do some cats have rebound relationships so many times?"

      LEPAK!

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      the same of minahs yang penyakit princess yang deny that they are minahs.

      i don't think of them. buang current jer.

    5. eli

      we hang out at my place. where my sibs are always around to entertain him, and watch tv together and layankan my parents.

      alternatively, we hang out at his place, i layan his mother and his younger brother tries to amuse me with one thing or another.

      also, if we can find friends (or siblings yang tengah rajin), we will be at the carpark washing our cars and bikes.

    6. eli

      Okay, keyword here: bestfren.

      Since that is the case, I am probably behind this, to test my boyfriend.

      But if I'm not behind her slutty behaviour then I am an idiot because why is she my bestfriend again?

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      oh you makcik quarters in-training la ni. that breed will never die man. everyday have new recruit.

      but it's okay girls, licenses are very expensive in SG. if got money no time. if got time, no money. to those who are pursuing theirs, pelan-pelan kayuh, it's okay.

      tapi kalau pakai daddy's money and drive daddy's car, tolong takmo kerek ye.

    8. eli

      IKR!

      don't get me started on people gg to.. bali. wah lau suddenly all come back macam dah 3 bulan holiday pat new zealand gitu you know.

      well, the theory is that, anywhere that's not walkable to, would permit a very noisy FB shoutout (haha shoutout, so zaman Friendster) because travelling is very in now you know. everybodeh pun nak jadik jet-setter. so pergi jauh sikit mesti mau create some hype mahhhh.

      i must admit. when i'm headed to my bf's place in bt batok, i'd tell everyone i'm headed to the wild wild west.

    9. eli

      really?

      must have missed it out entirely. as much as i am a big fan of Suria Channel tv pisses me off. too many commercials la and they are not even awesome you know.

      also. watching tv means is so one way. it's like i'm watching tv and it does nothing back. i like interactivity.

    10. eli

      What show is that? I Googled it and I found some Spanish site. Maybe I didn't Google properly. Well whatever. I am not an actress. Unless you count telling my father I didn't take the car out for a joyride last night (when I did because apparently çhope-ing a parking lot with a chair doesn't work) with a straight face acting la.

    11. eli

      Ohhhhhh okay sorry sorry. I thought you we're trying to be funny with me.

      Yes well they all mean the same thing. It's actually a shortened version of Puki Mak Kau (Your Mother's Cheebye). There are too many syllables so it became Puki Mak and then consequently variations of it were born - kimak, kimek and kiwak.

    12. eli

      ni trick question kan!

      of course la the difference is the spelling. duhhhhhh.

    13. eli

      BAIK. aku suka informercial kau. you think can make into documentary or not?

      like, how come they have this langsir and we don't? does it mean we are circumcised? if so, WHEN? maybe i shd just formspring my mother.

    14. eli

      I always wonder if they have that flap thingy kat dorang punya n*n*k you know.

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      It depends what you consider as menyundal actually. My very strict super mat boyfriend would say that going out with a friend of the opposite sex, just the 2 of you, perhaps naik motor, is considered meyundal-ing.

      And then there's my very lucky minah friend who still sleeps with her ex-mat only because her mat is too 'busy' for her. Well he says he's busy working for extra cash for the wedding, but too many times our CCTVs have caught him at Talma Road and he wasn't buying ciggs, mind you. Oh btw she and her ex-mat broke up because they can't agree everything else except for how great the sex is. Well.

    16. eli

      Hmmmm.

      Well. Nothing right now. I hate earworms. Especially if they come from the fact that it was someone's ringtone.

      But this morning I woke up and Pat Benatar's Hit Me With Your Best Shot was playing in my head. I'm not sure if it's a sign that I should go play Guitar Hero or I'm supposed to beat somebody up today.

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      yup. the only station we can agree upon in the office. :)

      (because i think if ikutkan my boss kita dengar dia punya classical music sampai aku tertido)

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