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      Easy: the chicken. It arrived as an evolutionary mutation of some prior animal (or line of animals). Somewhere along the line, another mutation gave rise to laying eggs. Before all this, we were all just a bunch of single-celled creatures in the water, reproducing via mitosis or something (which doesn't involve eggs).

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      I think Doctor Zaius, as Minister of Science and Chief Defender of the Faith, would find a way to enslave humankind and prevent our breed from making a desert of our world. And I, for one, would welcome our new ape overlords.

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      Friends. So I could seemingly do nothing but hang out with friends, work in a cafe, and still afford a huge-assed apartment in Manhattan.

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      On an unlimited budget, I'd hit Tokyo & Japan, then Shanghai, Beijing & China. Or, multiple cities in Italy & France.

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      Kind of. My college roommates and I had a number of incidents in our dorm that are difficult to explain. Either all of us have independently active imaginations, or something supernatural was happening.

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      Somewhere near my family, preferably warm and with easy access to health care, groceries, and nature.

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      Desktop computers, fax machines, and DVD players. But those are probably pretty obvious...

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      New Kids on the Block. Seriously. Our high school, for some strange reason, brought them in one day. This was before they became famous. Everyone from our school was filed into the auditorium to watch these guys perform. The girls ran up to the stage, screaming & hollering. The guys threw paper airplanes & garbage at them.

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      A mega-concert with the Big Four of thrash (Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth & Anthrax), a bunch from various Ozzfests (Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Rob Zombie, Slipknot, Type O Negative, Linkin Park, Godsmack, Disturbed, Testament, Drowning Pool, Korn, etc), and others from the Taste of Chaos & Maryland Deathfest music festivals. Good times.

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