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      For English, press one. For Spanish, press two. For bad conversation starters, please stay on the line.

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      Black until something darker comes out.

      lol, nah I like yellow.

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      Uh well, she thinks I cheated on her, or something of that nature, from Brooke.
      Brooke's been seeing other people since like June though, I'm pretty sure she cheated on me for like 90% of our relationship, so I don't really see how it makes any sense.
      I was pretty fucked up when Cece texted me about it though, so I couldn't get my facts straight. So yeah, I probably fucked everything up.

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      Yes, proper being 'Cece and I.'

      But it's pretty good, I'm happy and smitten.

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      'causing disgust; offensive to the physical, moral, or aesthetic taste'

      Glad to pee in your mouth.

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      Very carefully.

      I don't, because I don't need the 'Next Year' as an excuse to change something in my life.

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      Life is a lie, haha. I can't tell you. Alliance, but from Gears. Depends on the kind of brownies, I don't like basketball.

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      'Mean in the streets but a freak in the sheets.' hahah

      How about:
      Intelligent, Classy, Attractive(obviously), Atheist, Democrat, and rides a snowboard.
      General politeness and some fucking tolerance would be nice too.
      Who the hell thinks of these questions.

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