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      I'd be the weird psychedelic one that no one really uses but still likes to keep around. Like a non-edible Paddle Pop.

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    8. Michelle B.

      Sure. But you'll have to share me with an Amirul B Ruslan, who apparently accepted my inadvertent proposal via Twitter.

    9. Michelle B.

      Due to my inability to filter what comes out of my mouth, I have a surplus of moments all equally mortifying. Add to that my ability to trip *up* a flight of stairs and- yes, apoligize to doors and other inanimate objects after bumping into them.

    10. Michelle B.

      A lot more than what my wallet or common sense would allow. The general rule is that if my friends want to see me drunk, they have to provide the alcohol.

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      She so did not. And Romeo was a complete creeper stalking her outside her bedroom window.

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      I'm assuming you're a girl. Sure, I'd love to marry you, but unfortunately it's not legal. How about a comfortable living arrangement?

    16. Michelle B.

      Sure, as long as I get to kick you in the crotch right after that.

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    18. Michelle B.

      Yes. Twice. But neither times were my fault, honest! It's a long story I'll have to explain sometime soon...
      (And they were both very, very minor)

Michelle B.

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Sometimes I apologise to doors after walking into them.

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