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Besides porn?
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British Sea Power's "Living Is So Easy"
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Time travel, mostly.
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I can't quantify. I've been blessed to have many kind and wonderful people in my corner.
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Sarah Silverman, Dan Rather, musical guest Joni Mitchell
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Can I have some pineapple with my spam?
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I'd have to go with pizza, because it's the perfect food. You can get all your food groups with the right slice and toppings. And it's delicious.
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There have been so many, that it's hard to quantify. I'd say breaking up with one particularly amazing woman. I left her because I was scared of how much I loved her, and with fear that she would hurt me because of that. THAT is stupid. I lost out on the real deal, because I was an idiot.
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I've had some great bosses over the years. The best was Joe Mamone, who owned Hot Rocks, a restaurant I worked at summers from 15-21. That guy took such good care of us. He'd organize our schedules around art classes we wanted to take and he'd often pay for. He'd send us to concerts, give us gift certificates to bring our families in for dinner. He was funny, kind, supportive, and a friend.
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Shrimp Gorgonzola Alfredo
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Thanks. I'm already settled in here for now.
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No. I'm not much of a football fan. I keep track so I can talk to repressed homosexuals that only care to talk about football. You know the type. I don't have a team, but have on occasion enjoyed watching some really good games. Usually by accident though.
The only sport I follow with any passion is hockey. I really enjoy watching hockey. I respect those guys for being able to be so brutal on ice. It's an amazing game, and one I would be horrible at. This is a good year for me too, because my team, the Buffalo Sabres are kicking ass. -
I'd like to be a master at playing piano. I can dabble, and use studio tricks to get what I want. But if I could be a master at it, I'd be a very happy man.
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Michael’s Bio
shhhh... let's just enjoy this moment.

