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He definitely has that.
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I love Opeth, Sleepytime, and Kaki King! I haven't heard of the other ones but I'm sure I'll like them too, since it seems like you have great taste! My favorite video game ever is the original Castlevania! I'll check out Profesor Layton. Thanks!
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I'm not crazy about it, but hey, it's going to happen, no matter what. Dudes' biology -- that shit is hard-wired.
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It's fine, if you're hygienic about it. Otherwise, to each their own, whoever wants to lick a wrinkled, teeming circle of e. coli.
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Sadly enough, I think I'm on hiatus from it indefinitely. I just kept getting into trouble. I just keep it up on all my online profiles because people keep plagiarizing it, word for word! I want to keep it around so that people know that I'm the original author.
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If you think that, you should see my penis!
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Brains. I have a total genius fetish. It makes it really difficult for me to find a boyfriend because geniuses only comprise 1/4 of 1% of the entire world's population! Argh! On top of that, I prefer them to have an excellent sense of humor, which narrows it down even more, haha!
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I don't think thongs are gross. They're uncomfortable, but I think they look cute. Unless you've shit yourself. Then they look way less cute.
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Redbreast! It's my roommates's. It's funny because the other day, he was telling me he had some whiskey that I could have and he asks, "Is it Redbush?" And I go, "No, it's Redbreast! I like how you confused Bush and Breast, Pervert."
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Oh, thanks! I do love my life! :) I was actually doing a reality show for MTV for a while, but I quit it. My family wasn't comfortable with it and there were a lot of aspects about it that I wasn't comfortable with either. I'm actually thinking about starting a Kickstarter fundraiser so that I can start a vlog! I think it would be so, so fun!
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Probably because I just mentioned my 17 inch gonorrheaic vagina lips in a previous answer?!
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Um, I don't know what you mean but I'd eat all of them. I'm Asian.
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My favorite cryptid is definitely the Gobi Death worm! I love it because it looks like a miniaturized version of a sandworm in Dune. Also, I feel like out of all the cryptids, it's the one most likely to exist.
Yes, I still collect teeth! Please send any teeth to me, if you ever have the extracted! You can mail them to Mia Matsumiya c/o La Luz de Jesus Gallery, 4633 Hollywood Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90027. I would be unspeakably thrilled! -
Marriage confuses me. On one hand, I think the marriage ceremony is wonderful opportunity to bring all your friends and family together to celebrate the couple's love. I always cry at weddings! They're beautiful. On the other hand, I'm really baffled as to why the government is interfering with two people's personal lives. What does the government have to do with your love? It makes no sense to me. It does seem to give you excellent tax benefits though!
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HAHA. Yes, I meant Gamma Knife. I had some whiskey and it's deflated a couple brain cells. Apologies! :(
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By creepy, do you mean perverted or the stalkery ones? I'm really mixed about the creepy fans I have. On one hand, I'm super super interested in abnormal psychology and what better way to observe that, than through creepy fans, right? In the past, when I was young and stupid, I used to interact with them, just a little, out of curiosity. I really wanted to study them and do a compare/contract between the psychology books I had and the real thing. I'd have this (dangerous) disconnect -- it's like I was using myself as bait, just to observe them. But then, things got really sketchy and I had some run-ins with some scary stalkers and there was police involvement. It was a huge wake-up call, and I've learned to keep my distance now.
As for the normal perverts, it's usually pretty funny. As my friend Mika Tan says, it's just a compliment in caveman talk.
The creepiest thing a fan has done is to send me a box of shattered glass with a jizzed-on teddy bear in it. I didn't know what to do with it or how to react, so I buried it, hahaha! -
I knew of Mika Tan before. We met on Twitter through David Mack -- she's a huge Kabuki fan and he's done some amazing paintings of me. We got along right away, since we're both total goofballs. I'm pretty sure I knew of most everyone before I met them.
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You can say hi. And you have them, hand me some human teeth. I will be so happy!
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Hi! Thank you! We would love to perform in Chile! If you know of any South American booking agents who might be interested in booking a tour for us, please have them contact us. :)
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Mia Matsumiya’s Bio
Los Angeles, CA
Violinist, Human Guinea Pig, and Professional Unscrewer.
