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    1. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 25 Apr 11

      What's brown and sticky?

      Unicron blood.

    2. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 13 Apr 11

      What is Facebook used for? Connecting with friends, or stalking them? :}

      Wasting time.

    3. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 responded to kscherner 9 Apr 11

      What is your favorite emoticon? Mine is X3

      I personally don't like emoticons all that much.

    4. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 7 Apr 11

      I think you should go with mormon girl..........hahahaha oh wait there aren't any

      HarHarHar

    5. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 26 Mar 11

      I think you should just go with a someone you would have fun with as friends.

      Yeah. That's what I've been thinking. The only problem is that prom is a lot of money.

    6. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 26 Mar 11

      I think you should ask Marissa

      Not a bad idea at all. I'd definitely be interested. I wanna know who's suggesting this though. I'll think about it.

    7. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 24 Mar 11

      are you going to prom?

      If I find someone to go with, I might. Otherwise, I'm not going to. I'm not expecting much, as I'm not all that great at picking up members of th opposite sex.

    8. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 20 Mar 11

      Out of everyone you know, who do you think will be most likely to succeed?

      Probably Jason Phung. Or Justin Zamarippa. Most of the friends I normally hang out with are going to go places.

    9. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 24 Feb 11

      What do you do when your entire life is falling apart around you and you're forced to pretend like nothing is wrong? And the second you let on that something's going on, you're attacked for complaining... Nobody can ever win in this world.

      Find someone just to talk to. I know I'd never laugh at anyone's problems. Stuff tends to work out as long as you just keep going and don't give up.

    10. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 13 Feb 11

      HI MIKE. :D

      Hola! soy fluente en Espanol.

    11. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 2 Feb 11

      who do you like?

      Friend like? Most people. Like like? No one at the moment.

    12. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 15 Jan 11

      how big yo peepee?

      Woah, man, let's keep it PG-rated.

    13. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 11 Jan 11

      malabar?

      Smith's favorite activity in the world.

    14. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 8 Jan 11

      last one...Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

      It goes to fire heaven where it can burn things and destroy lives in peace.

    15. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 8 Jan 11

      Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

      Why wouldn't they? They're not PETA.

    16. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 8 Jan 11

      Do fish get thirsty?

      I'm pretty sure they don't because they just absorb the water thy need through their scales.

    17. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 8 Jan 11

      What do batteries run on?

      The tears of small children. Really, they do.

    18. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 6 Jan 11

      I caught the sarcasm :P

      Yeah. It's still hard to use via internet.

    19. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 6 Jan 11

      you need to think more highly of yourself. though i suppose that would ruin some of your charm. but you're much more than average!

      Bahahaha. I was joking. I don't need more self-esteem. I need to stop with the sarcasm. Looks like I just found a legitimate new year's resolution!

    20. Mike Hollingshaus
      mhaus713 6 Jan 11

      i like you. and someone else said they like you on here too. so that would mean there are two. unless the other was a joke, which you let it on to be.

      Oh, wait. I thought you meant another comment. Never mind. Yup, as anyone can clearly see, I've ALWAYS been a lady's man. What's not to like? My somewhat average looks and sub-par jokes are obviously amazing.

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