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Oh Rhys, that is a hilarious question. I am all over Lady Gaga's absurd incubation egg litter thingy.
Obviously bacon or meat in general is right out, as it's been done to death by now. There's also the life-sized animatronic rhinoceros route, but Jim Carrey has been there done that.
I think I might have to go for being encased in a giant Jello mold shaped like a fluffy princess dress. The Jello would be red, probably strawberry, and I'd wear some sort of black latex catsuit inside. Instead of being carried by half-naked slaves, I'd be on a sleigh pulled by ponygirls wearing all white; the movement of the sleigh would hopefully negate any need for a built-in Jello wobbler. Eventually I'd invite people to eat of and destroy my gigantic strawberry Jello dress mold, revealing me bit by bit until such time as I could break free and explode bits of Jello upon those around me. Then I'd roll around in it with the white-clad ponygirls until I needed to take my seat.
For weeks people would dissect the entrance, discussing the symbolism present in my absurd arrival. The dress mold would represent the cookie-cutter creation method of many celebrities these days; the Jello itself would be the decline of American health at the hands of sugary sweet treats and overindulgence in unhealthy foods. Strawberry because I like strawberry... though towards the end the broken Jello bits would looks like squishy red viscera upon my shiny black catsuit (the double standard of how women in positions of power are judged and ridiculed by the media). The ponygirls in white would be about the objectification of women both in the workplace and entertainment, and how the deification of the few harms and discolours the integrity of the many. The rolling around bit would mostly be a good photo op.
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I might just have to make this happen some day. Or Lady Gaga, if you read this, the idea is all yours (just please let me be one of the ponygirls!). -
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Never. Or, maybe. Probably, when I have more time. Yes.
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Yes, I have been to the Eiffel Tower. Brett Favre was there too; I have no idea why. I also saw a woman get her purse snatched in the park outside the tower. Good time in Paris!
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When I first read this question, I was really hoping it was a euphemism for some sex act. I love learning the names for that stuff; my favourites so far are "eiffel tower" and "london bridge", partly because I was hanging out with friends years ago and we thought we were totally original coming up with those things but apparently someone had beat us to it. Sadly, "bull fight" does not appear to be a sex act, at least as far as Urban Dictionary is concerned. And let's face it, if there's a sex act with some innocent sounding yet subversive name for it, someone's put up an entry on UD. You are welcome to correct me if "bull fight" is indeed something sexual.
Otherwise, no, I have not been to a bull fight.
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Merrick Monroe’s Bio
Portland, OR
Model, photographer, designer, pervert, ninja, geek, blogger.
