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Thank you...and there's no need to feel sad. It all happened in the past. :)
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I'm glad you enjoyed my vlog, but I refuse to do another. However, if I ever go do karaoke, I'll try to have someone record it, and I'll post that up. But that probably won't be for awhile...
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Oh...I haven't seen my mom in over four years. Thanks for reminding me...Now I want to cry, but I'm not going to, because if I cry, that means you win.
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That's a good question, so why don't you tell me? Kidding. I don't know, to be honest. I haven't been on formspring because I can't come up with cool questions to ask people. I noticed all my questions are something along the lines of: "if you and so and so got in a fight, who would win?" And those questions tend to be boring. But if Shia LeStupid and I got in a fight, I'd win.
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"I have always thought of people as punchlines. I laugh at everyone, all the time. I laugh when they fall down, no matter how old they are, even if they break their hip and they're my grandmother. Jesus, my mom was fucking pissed."-Apathy and Other Small Victories
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Oy...my face is the size of a watermelon right now. As for the food thing, I don't really care. I've digested about four years worth of pudding, and I'm still not sick of it yet. I should be able to move to solid foods on Friday though. And yes, I'm pretty bruised, and thank you for your sympathy! It seems like everyone else was laughing at my pain, and telling me that I was stupid for saying that I wasn't going to call Merkin "Merkin" anymore!
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No, I didn't cry today. I wanted to, but I was like, "No, thank you! I'm a man!" So I butched up. Little Merkin cried for reason I know not. I wanted to ask her what was wrong, but it hurts to open my mouth for anything other than pudding. And "Open sesame!" was effing hilarious! I asked Merkin to say it into my phone so that could be my blog greeting or something, but she kept saying no. I used to think she was cool...
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Everyone says that. Merkin even thought I was gay when we first met. But that's cool, I suppose. Anyway, my "love" for Jake started when Merkin and I went to see Jarhead. A few weeks later, Merkin asked me who I'd go gay for, and I just went into a long ramble about Jake. And since then, it made Merkin and other people laugh, so yeah. I just went with it.
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I don't think I'd be that offended. Maybe a little. It would just depend on who they say it, I suppose. As for girly man? Meh, I don't care. Tony Tone Deaf? Yeah, that would hurt, and I don't care if you're kidding, because I'm going to cry out of spite. But for the most part, I live by the "I am rubber, you are glue" slogan.
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OH EM GEE! I can't whistle either! Us non-whistlers gotta stick together, because it seems like the whole world's against us. They're like, "Look what we can do!" and then they whistle, leaving us to feel defeated. We should start a support group!
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Yeah. It really did...
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It's mostly cranky for laughs, I suppose. I'm actually pretty cranky today because I got my wisdom teeth extracted yesterday. But for the most part, in real life, I'm actually a nice guy. At least I hope I am.
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This question offends me because I can't eat solid food for the next three days. I hope you go to hell, random question asker. And I'll see you there.
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I'm done with this game. Star Wars...I guess.
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I don't know. You tell me, random question asker. You tell me.
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Well, random question asker button, I think I hold up pretty well on the dance floor. Asians may be known for their crazy porn and their crazy culture, but they're pretty good at dancing.
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The one time, I decide to hit the "random question" button, it asks the most obvious question EVER. What a stupid...I would date Jake Gyllenhaal, you dumb bastard. Also, Zooey Deschanel.
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I would totally take them. I guess at the recital, I'd wear a sombrero...and a poncho. That's it. And some man spankies. Do they have man spankies? Hehe...spankies.
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My favorite Disney movie would probably be...um...Gosh...Lion King! Fun Fact: my junks' names were Simba, Timon, and Pumba.
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