Ask me things or I'll rape this innocent lion with a knife.

Recent Responses

    1. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to Spamming1D 8 Nov 12

      Song spam(req)~ What song reminds you of a certain memory? [6]

      yer maw

    2. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to Formspring 8 Nov 12

      Have you ever built a snowman?

      That's like asking me if I've ever coughed in my whole life before

    3. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to Spamming1D 18 Oct 12

      Favourites spam(req)~ Favourite movie? [8]

      American Beauty.

    4. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to Spamming1D 18 Oct 12

      Favourites spam(req)~ Favourite drink? [2]

      Good ol' coke.

    5. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to Spamming1D 18 Oct 12

      Favourites spam(req)~ Favourite social network? (e.g. Tumblr, Twitter, Formspring) [5]

      Tumblr cuz i'm so hipster omg

    6. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to tattooedspammer 18 Oct 12

      Whatever happened to roxyprinzess? [31]

      my roxysjhgds wut

    7. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to tattooedspammer 18 Oct 12

      Who knows you better than anyone else? [15]

      jezus christ our lawd nd savier

    8. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to tattooedspammer 18 Oct 12

      Do you make your own bed? [19]

      no, your Mom makes it after she leaves the melodie love chamber

    9. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to tattooedspammer 18 Oct 12

      Do you want to see Paranormal Activity 4? I sooo do. [6]

      ERMAGERD YES

    10. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to tattooedspammer 18 Oct 12

      Do you like cheek piercings? [8]

      Not really, no. I think they seem a little bit random. To each his own but like I don't want a surface piercing just anywhere on my face.

    11. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to tattooedspammer 18 Oct 12

      Are any of your family members gay? [14]

      My Nana told me one time that a guy in my family was gay but that everyone shut him out after that which was pretty sad.

    12. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to tattooedspammer 4 Sep 12

      Do you wish you had magical powers? If you did, what would you do with them? [14]

      Who the fuck doesn't wish they had magical powers
      I'D READ MINDS AND SCREW SHIT UP MANG

    13. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to tattooedspammer 4 Sep 12

      Are you one of those people who think the salt in the ocean is from whale sperm? [13]

      Shoot me in the face right now most retarded thing ever.

    14. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to yunofollowme 4 Sep 12

      (Post a gif spam): How do you react when you see a stupid status on Facebook? [24]

    15. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to JaffaCakeMunchr 4 Sep 12

      I hate being blonde/ginger. The gingerness won't leave :( pap of your hair [10]

      um hi here's my hair

    16. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to norskspam 4 Sep 12

      Har du et spesielt talent? [6]

      GUUTENTAG.

      This is all the german I know.

    17. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to norskspam 4 Sep 12

      Har du et favoritt klesplagg?

      NEIN HEIL HITLER

    18. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to norskspam 4 Sep 12

      Har du kviser? [2]

      Get out of here you foreign sicko

    19. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to yunofollowme 4 Sep 12

      Have you ever been called immature?

      butts hehehehehe

    20. Melodie Bye
      melodiewelodies responded to yunofollowme 4 Sep 12

      Do you hate being alone with someone you don't know so well? [5]

      It makes me really awkward. And I'm bad at small talk.
      "So, you like llamas?"

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Melodie Bye’s Bio

Auschwitz

I'm Melodie and I like cats and the word lemon. Did I mention that I travel through time and space and had sex with Hitler?