I CHARGE MORE THAN THAT THANK YOU :)

to get my virginity back
have sex in a bed instead of a tree
my choice in the father
the drugs i've taken
that i used a condom
that i didnt kill that guy that watched me in the tree.
the choice of my best friend
that i didnt go out partying all night last night
that i had more vodka
that i didnt waste my time answering this question

having sex in a tree

where dont i put them?

Nahh not really, they can be bitchy and annoying.

Only if its squidward

oh my god -.- this will never go away will it? :O aha

i've been in a relationship with myself for almost 17 years now...

I'm in a tree

EMINEM
EMINEM
EMINEM
EMINEM
oh fuck, i can't think of a 5th one, i guess i'll have to go EMINEM.

cuteee :)

Hahaha omg I hope he seees this. He is pretty sexy, idk, just some dude who's ass I saw once so we started talking.. Hahah

commited relationship :)

not anymore

more than alive

ahhahahahhaha

i love her

named Michael

oh pretty woman