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three weeks. but that's just when i was keeping track, so it could be longer.
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you mean i make you sad about living in raleigh? to be honest, i like it here. it's a good place, for now.
from where did you come back? & i would say that the majority of the people i've met here are from larger cities or people who have gone somewhere else & returned.
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if i lived in a bigger city i would pick an area i had never been to, hop a bus & explore it. but i live in raleigh, so that only took up one afternoon.
now i just sit on a bench at the mall & yell inappropriate things at people. -
i wish, but i'm not going anymore :-( (see below)
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probably not. i made a poor life choice so now the money i had been saving is being applied to tuition, rent & food. but i will find a way to see the people i really wanted to meet. someday.
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oh, no, i have a job. i just complain a lot about not having one because i make so little.
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none.
i don't like to waste my day. i do, however, like getting wasted during the day. -
yes. so much so that people are always giving & sending me monkeys & monkey-themed goodies.
& the reason i love them so much is because i look like one. jk! because i hurl doodee at people like one. -
i saw it used in a porno once. i don't want to tell you how they got it to stick. ew, sometimes i gross myself out. okay, a lot of times.
but seriously, i hope no one still uses it. it's hard to distribute it evenly all over the tree. too much & it looks tacky & too little & it looks like you just don't give a fuck about christmas. hmm. come to think of it, ours never had enough when i was a kid. :-( -
it depends. are you cute? because the closest walmart to me is about 20 minutes away, & there's no way in hell i'm wasting my gas on an Ugly.
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you are clearly someone with excellent taste.
& raleigh because i'm one of those people who can't seem to graduate college, & the college i've been attending since what-feels-like-forever is here.
but if i ever graduate, man, i am so out of here! -
my parents always tell me to be honest. & the only times i've ever been in trouble is when i haven't been, so hey, it's good advice.
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santos is my last name. it is portugese, but i'm not. weird!
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i'd make someone design a Pez after me.
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oh my god, monkey inquisition: the movie would rule. josh is a screen writer, but i'm sure if he wrote it, he'd write my character as a boy.
so, yes, i am looking. i don't have any money, but i can steal some from josh's wallet for you. -
i think our parents must have known when they named us that we were going to grow into awesome ladies. awesome, hot ladies. & omg, i'm crazy about you, too. & your clothes.
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we would name them sounds. grr & pfft & shh.
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because it's not enough for me to look like you; i want to be like you, too.
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