Everyone needs to watch the video I just posted on my facebook its amazing

Either one will go straight to my thighs so whichever will kill me faster

Shoutout to my cat for being there when times are tough

Shoutout to myself for being the fastest sperm out of millions

That horse is a savage

Shoutout to you for taking the role of a spammer so seriously and keeping us low life formspringers that get no questions entertained

It gets better

I would normally be a sarcastic fuck but I actually want to answer this

6am- mother dearest comes into my room and awakens the zombie AKA myself
610-mother dearest comes back into the room and shakes the half asleep zombie -
615-mother dearest yells at still half asleep zombie
615-mother dearest rips the covers off of the alarmed zombie
620-mother dearest grabs harmless zombie by some body part and drags zombie out the bed onto the ground, with a thud
630-zombie fucks around and rolls in some clothes
640-zombie usually misses the bus
7-zombie arrives at school, not ready for another day of dealing with dumb shits
730-zombie goes to first period and prays to not get called on
815-zombie begins to awaken as she walks with krista and dan to 2nd period
819-zombie is fully awake as it trucks down the hallway to make it before the bell
820-zombie is now megan, and megan is now bored as fuck in earth science
915-megan has gym (gets hit in head with volleyball) or study hall (returns to zombie state)
1005-megan sits through geometry thinking "tha fuck is this"
1055-megan goes to english and contemplates jumping out the window behind herself
1145-megan has another track star moment as she plows down freshies to get to french
1235-megan can finally nom and sits with sab or sarah or nat or vin in le lobby
120-megan goes to orchestra and talks about her sex life with hen
210-megan is finally free
3-mother dearest picks up the evolving child and delivers the package @le barn
630-megan is safely returned to her cave where she can begin her transformation process back into zombie stage.

seems legit

that awkward moment when it's already edited

the quote shall be

"I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH"

Giving a fuck is optional at this point

UNo

Merry Flumming #2

What when did number 3 become part of this contest

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