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I have Connor and Constance in mind at the moment.

Why, thank you. I like you too.

Let's just say i have been convicted of murder more times than i'd like.

I'm not really that interesting but thank you! Words like yours encourage me to keep doing what i do.

Haha. Um.. thanks? I'm flattered.

You're welcome. I think you take really great pictures too!

I'd feel happy for this friend of mine. It doesn't change anything about him or her and he will still be my friend.

Pear, apple, orange.

Nope.

Yeah, it is. But right now, I'd much rather spend $200 on something else.

I would say so.

Aw, shucks. Thanks for the compliment! And no, I don't think it'll be weird or awkward for me since we've already met before.

Only if you're an algebra teacher.

Kang Jun's house! But to get to his house.. which mode of transport can I take?

In that case, I'll introduce the hot 20 year old man with aids to her. Since he's hot, there's no way the lady would choose me over him right? So she rapes him, she gets aids and they die.

Because that has never and will be very unlikely to happen, I've never thought about it. But I would most probably tell her that I am definitely not what she is looking for. Though I will not accept her, I'd still want us to be friends.

Neither. I won't have sex with the man and I'm sure I'm more than capable of defending myself against a 60 year old lady.

The hot 20 year old man. Duh.