Greek Salad.

All the 13 year old fan-girls I could handle. Wait... that's so wrong... some are like... 11.

E. A. S. Y. http://tinyurl.com/5vllsfb

Let me just check my Almanac from the future and I'll get back to you.

If they have a cock, tits or what. It's important to try to be cool around the dudes and sexy with the ladies... so you really have to know your audience.

Woman: Vagina & tits. Man: Vagina & tits. Tranny: Vagina & tits. I mean, V&T isn't everything... but it's like...98% everything.

Psh, no. You think I could go a single day without a wank? The short answer is if I didn't daily I would explode with pure sexual force of which the world has never seen. I save the world every damn day with having a good wank... and you ask I would give it up for 40 days and nights? Shame, shame on you.

Only about 3. Woodchucks are kind of known for being complete pussies.

fuuuuuck. I TAUGHT billy how to rock. The boy's a CHUMP!

Bacon. Lavender. A man named Jingle will ALWAYS win. What underwear? :P

Did I just get an ad as a question? Wow. I think I just may have seen it all

It starts with sleeping in. I get up, lounge around for while and then do absolutely nothing. I cherish the days when all I did was sit around and enjoy the day. The Cole's Notes? Just chillin'. :D

African or American?

Silly questions :P

Print comics: No lie, it was Sonic the Hedgehog. I wasn't into the super hero stuff until I got out of highschool, then a few years after that I was really into Indy comics.

Webcomics: Sinfest and Mallmonkeys. (Mallmonkeys is an oldy but a goodie)

Well. No. I haven't done any school for art. I took art in highschool, but I always skipped cause the teacher hated cartoons and comics :P I've fought with it for a while, over the art school thing. I've finally came to the realization that, no, you don't NEED school. Of course it would be beneficial, but if you think about webcomics as a a medium and the fact that you can do whatever you want and find readers with that, you really don't need to worry about art school. Not to downplay webcomics, but look at xkcd or Dinosaur comics, Randall and Ryan don't have any art ability and make a really great living off of it. You definitely don't have to be an art school major to do this successfully. Just work hard, draw all the time and MOST importantly... find your own voice and style. It's YOUR voice, use it. That's what webcomics are all about. Sorry this was so long, it's a complicated answer. Thanks for the question! :)

-c

When I got into university

Yesterday. Fuck was it a good day.

Gregory Peck. Now THERE'S a man's man.