crazy therefore typical

Socialize! I've been out to lunch with friends 8 of the last 8 days. And coming home from cocktails with friends right now on a Monday. #lifeisfancy

Stop it. Stop it right now.

A dictionary is not going to solve the problem, I'm afraid.

See recent response to @penelopepuppet.

If you want to play a practical joke of any sort, do not let me in on it. I am completely terrible at keeping a straight face. #truth

I'd love to be really super fast - sprinting & hurdles come to mind.

Nope! I work from bed a lot because I have a very small house and a bad back and bed with a pillow under my knees is the best place to work. There is also a nice view from the bedroom.

I'm 0 for 4 with recent "delicate situations"

laws should be exempt from concerns about "indecent" exposure. pfft.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vagina_Monologues

Always or something is very wrong. :P

Giants for the win. See what I did there?

Meh. It's on a Wednesday. Usually my friends organize a pub crawl through the Castro but since I'm a damn grown up it's difficult...

My friend - true story - after you arrived today a colleague asked me "Who let the homeless guy in?" - I'm certain it has something to do with your epic bedhead. Scary stuff.

Definitely tempting, but I want to upgrade to the iPhone 5 first.

I'm actually on my second one - and happily, they send your old one back to you so you can keep a record of all the stamps. I asked for one with extra pages this time and I hope to fill them all!

Super, super cool. Solidarity and remembrance.