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      I think that's one of those things you put in your car so you don't have to stop for tolls. If that's what he thinks I am, then he is correct. If I am in your car, tolls are free.

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      I forgot to mention a few questions back that I also don't like celery. I wanted to make sure that this answers are as accurate as possible, so please note that celery is also something I avoid.

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      I like ALL PICKLES. Except pickled onions or eggs, which are the two foods I will have nothing to do with. (Aside from meat, which I don't eat by choice, not because I don't like the taste. Also, I don't THINK they pickle meat, do they? Oh wait, pickled pork. Okay, not that either.)

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      Don't contact him. Do not email. No, really. Don't. Don't call. No, really. Don't. Don't look at his Facebook page. Seriously. Pretend like he was ALWAYS IMAGINARY and you cannot talk to the IMAGINARY CREATURE. If online, resist all urges to do these things.

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      Say, "I'm from the future! I was sent here to save you all at the EXACT MOMENT OF DOOM. I must get to my SHIP!" And then run out of the room.

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I write books and like hamsters.

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