Ask me anything, questions are my favorite.

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    1. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 5 Mar 12

      "Consider it pure joy whenever you face trials of many kinds... for you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance, so that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing." -James 1:2-4

      Um. Thanks?

    2. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia responded to Formspring 5 Mar 12

      What should the 11th Commandment be?

      Thou shalt let Maura sleep whenever she likes.

    3. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia responded to Formspring 3 Mar 12

      Are you a fan of cats?

      FUCK YES

    4. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia posted a new profile photo 29 Feb 12

    5. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 29 Feb 12

      What was your favorite birthday gift?

      This year? Realizing I have so many friends and family members that actually love me for me and don't try to change me. Unless I become an alcoholic.

    6. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia responded to Formspring 29 Feb 12

      What are you obsessing about?

      Things I shouldn't be obsessing about.

    7. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 29 Feb 12

      Do you believe in karma?

      Yes, I'm a very strong believer in karma.

    8. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 29 Feb 12

      Do you trust your friends?

      If I didn't trust them, they wouldn't be my friend.

    9. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 29 Feb 12

      Sneakers or sandals?

      Sneakers. Always.

    10. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 25 Oct 11

      If you could be invited to one person's birthday party, whose would it be?

      Evanna Lynch's.

    11. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 25 Oct 11

      What would your dream job look like?

      Me just doing something I enjoy and don't mind doing every day.

    12. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia responded to Formspring 25 Oct 11

      What's your favorite day of the year?

      Probably my birthday or Halloween or Thanksgiving. Damn. . .

    13. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 25 Oct 11

      Where are you Christmas? Why can't I find you?

      Why have you gone away?

    14. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 1 Aug 11

      Have you ever sniffed money? If so do you like the smell???

      Um. No.

    15. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 1 Aug 11

      is pubes pronounced "pyoobs" or "POO-bays?"

      Um. It's pronounced pubes.

    16. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 20 Jul 11

      How often do you remember your dreams?

      Formspring question of the day

      Rarely.

    17. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 20 Jul 11

      What are your plans for the weekend?

      Working.

    18. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 20 Jul 11

      Good day yesterday?

      Good day yesterday.

    19. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 20 Jul 11

      Who is your celebrity crush???

      Kathy Griffin

    20. Maura Kathleen
      mauraphobia 20 Jul 11

      Good day?

      Good day.

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Maura Kathleen’s Bio

New York, NY

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I'm cynical, bitter, sarcastic, and a bit of a hippie child. Filmmaking is my passion. I live for watching films. I have a habit of stealing flowers. I like cold things and pictures of citrus fruits. I'm an old clumsy soul.