I dont know why the poo wouldn't just go in the toilet; but if we're hiding poo, maybe I'd put it just behind the toilet bowl so that it looked as if someone had tried to take a dump in the toilet, but failed.

I don't have an iOS device; try Windows Phone.

New episodes of Glee — it's about the only thing I watch right now. Over in the UK we have Come Dine With Me and I'm looking forward to seeing my mate Jhon on that!

Sometimes it's frustrating, but most of the time you become so besotted by the whole idea of romance that you're quite content. When the relationship is purely in your own mind, it can be the most fictionally perfect relationship you've ever had - but then you'll snap out of that and face the reality that you're still alone.

2010 was a good year. Moved to Norway to work at Opera Software (dream job!), got with Sally Renshaw (<3) and probably some other stuff too. Definitely highlights though.

Next time I'm back in Mcr, we should so spend a day in town. After living in Norway, everything will seem so cheap! :D

Yes plz.

Yep, just wrote back to your email. :)

Romance. Unless I'm ill or going to be ill, where I dream that I'm something really thin that's being chased, overcome and engulfed by fat things. It's all quite abstract.

I have no idea. I love a good pie. Tonight I made a shepherds pie that was quite awesome, but that's not technically a pie because there's no pastry.

I'm not too sure - I've done some pretty cool sounding stuff over the years, like designing Microsoft's Intranet - but it's not always the most rewarding work, or best work. I've done a lot of shite in my time too.

I really have a fondness for Gamestyle though. It's a gaming website that I've been running alongside my day-job. http://gamestyle.com/

The site's being going for ten years now and it's nice to see the good things that come of it; whilst we've not got the best visitor numbers in the world, we're proud to be running a gaming website that still maintains a connection with people inside the industry and have even helped our writers land jobs as writers or editors at professional UK and International gaming publications.

Giving someone the opportunity to showcase their love and desire to write about video games and consequently seeing them go on to stop working that boring 9-5 office job and jump into a dream role at a gaming magazine is more rewarding than doing some nice design that will be forgotten in a few years.

Should there be somewhere to plug in my videogame consoles on the desert island - I'd probably take my Dreamcast and copy of Jet Set Radio, my Nintendo GBA Color and Pokémon Red and maybe my original Xbox and copy of Halo.

I'm not sure if they are my favourite games of all time - but they're certainly high up the rankings and games that I can play time and time again.

People that believe in me. From my previous and first real job, Ray Webster and Nicola Anderson were people that really believed that I'd do well - and that was such a motivation at the time, and still rings true to date. Thanks guys. :)

I'm going to try and visit the UK late January or February 2011. I'll let you know when, nearer the time, and maybe I could squeeze in a day in Abers, or you can come visit Manchester. I would like that.

Twitter. Was just looking for other formspring users. :)

Immediately near me there's a nice little bar / cafe called Café Laundromat. I probably spend far too much time in there and I believe they do nice pizza, but I've never had one myself.

A bit further away there's a place called Hell's Kitchen and also one called Villa Paradiso - both good pizza places for Oslo.

I can't remember. I generally don't take the advice of people. I'll listen to what they have to say, take it on board, and make my own decision. That way, I can only blame my own choices if it all goes tits-up.

Urgh, I'm not too sure. Maybe the Halo series, or maybe Ghost Recon. When I was younger I played a lot of video games and that died down for a while.

Then I got a Dreamcast, swiftly followed by an Xbox (the original one, obviously) and spent far too long during school / college years playing all manner of online games on these consoles.

I wish there was a service like Last.fm or Wakoopa that tracked video game play time. Kinda like the Nintendo Wii does now with their bad interface - but online, and better.

I always wanted to be a vet up until a certain age. This idea fizzled away when I was about 13 and realised that it involved just as much killing ill animals as it did making them better. From then, the idea of being a video game developer won me over. That soon got replaced when by being a designer when I scored my first job at a design studio, aged 15.

Yule be lucky if you get anything at all!
(Seriously though, I don't know who's asking)