http://www.ohmygoshyouguys.com

Hired.

Womp womp womp tchhhhhhhhhhhhh womp womp womp womp womp womp boom taaaa pewwwwwwwww tinggggg tssss tss tsss womp womp womp tchhhhhhhh . -break

(female voice with shit loads of echo)
In the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

- drop

womp womp womp womp tchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh woopoooooooo womp womp womp tchhhh taaaaaaa pew pew pew .

I make dubstep with my mouth.

Zombie. They are slow, and they are not really people anymore.
Vampire are kind of still human.

If I wasn't so tired I would write more, but this is an amazing question @Formspring

I only get nosebleeds when I get in fights.
I usually put a tissue up in there, and take a shot of Jameson waiting for it to dry up.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT HORSEE ?

When you were drunk talking to me after having drinks with @MirandaWrites. That was pretty fantastic.

I wasn't arrested.

@CELEBUZZ you NEED to tell me if it's SFW or not !!

cc: @alyssabarmonde
The Horse eBook has spoken.

I'd say Friday night, but I don't really remember because I was blacked out drunk so ...

It's common knowledge that Americans never went on the moon either.

"No rest for the wicked" - Book of Isaiah 48:22

Or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t99bpilCKw.

You chose.

Play

Does a bear shit in the woods ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtOckG5tNhc

Play

He must look like @jdmaturen.

Myself. Duh.

Just like @chrisbarmonde, I hate everybody.

lol.

Put two mono speakers next to each other.

BOOBIES !!!!!!