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I'm proud of myself for having so much fun last night.
SO PROUD.

Having someone tell you the same story 4 times in less than 10 minutes.

Yes I do like soda.
You could say I'm a soda-man.

Are you coming on to me?

DOTA is my favourite OS. Sorry man.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

Hairs.

I'd use it to capture Blu's base.

TAKIN' OFF OUR SHIRTS, BOUT TO MAKE THESE RIFLES BURS

Love.
Some people refer to me as a master of knowledge in that field and I've personally heard the cries of people saying "Damn man, I don't know what to do! If only I could ask the master on what to do right now". Sadly though I do not have enough time to help out every person.

James Franco! He's a genius.

Dunno man.
I love the city quite a bit, but I also love small country towns.

Read the book of the dead and then resurrect a party!

"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me".

Introverted. Much more introverted than extroverted.

Well I don't think I've ever heard the soap sing before but I'm sure if it did, it'd have a very clear and clean voice.

I'd say 'Time' but I have already been on the cover of 'Time' 4 times.

I crush it in my hands dispensing all the toothpaste at once.
I go through a lot of toothpaste.