heres the break down in my day formy. can i call you formy? ok cool. i wake up at 8 a.m. lay in my bed seriously contemplating moving to mexico under the assumed name ernesto sanchez for about 30 minutes then i get up and stare at the disgusting hellbeast that is the man in my bathroom mirror (that dude is UGLY!) for about 15 minutes then i cry in the shower for 7 minutes. not wash and clean myself, no i cry. cry about all the missed opportunites i have had in my life (i forgot to add that i am also furiously masturbating at this point) then i get to my piece of shit job with my piece of shit boss and my piece of shit co workers (actually a few of them are cool but the others are fucking lame! yeah im talking to you doris! yes i actually have a corny co worker named doris. isnt that hilarious?) anyway from 9 to 5 30 i have done about 15 minutes of real work and the rest of the time i have fucked around on the soapbox (shout out to all my freaks on the box!) also i fantasize about making love to my boss's wife's huge boobies and yes im ashamed to admit it but one time i actually jerked off in the bathroom (o and ur perfect pal?) so after the rush hour im finally home to my crappy place. the time is usually about 6 15. i usually watch some sports on tv, eat some shitty meal i made, and then i usually put lipstick on and cry for about 5 hours. so its midnight now and i still have to right death threats to matt lauer. i usually write them and sign my name in my own blood its a cute little game we have. so yada yada yada (i love seinfeld!) a little bit of this and that and oh, its about 4 in the morning. time for bed! so my answer is 3. 3 hours is my usual for sleeping. gotta go, lipstick time fuckers

no i hate it. im bad at it too. much like living. hate both, terrible at both. wah.

no. all the sheep i fuck i dont need them talking with each other and finding out im a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah bad boy. i just cant stay faithful to one sheep

i feel like those eyes want me to take my pants off f word and if i dont do it ur gonna do something bad to my ass so im gonna answer these later when im home and when im not wearing any pants. yes im really going to do that. i walk around naked all the time in my house. bookmark this page so whenever you need to induce vomiting you can read what i just typed. no i dont have a tat im a huge flopping juicy wet pathetic pussy who cries for an hour whenever i accidently zip up my scrotum with my blue jeans. ok folks i gotta jet so peace. remember one thing tho. its easy for a girl to be a dick and still get dick. but it takes a special man who is a pussy and still get pussy. wise words eh?

about once a month. i usually celebrate when a girl i dont know says hi back when i say hi by getting a haircut, which usually averages out to about a month

you look like a bad ass in this picture. you got those raper eyes going brah. did you just catch your girlfriend fucking a paraplegic midget in a donkey costume? o wait nevermind, thats just me daydreaming again. to answer your question im going to do what i always do. im going to try to bang as many girls as i possibly can. you know for such a dumb gender that women are you would think i would be able to sleep with a lot more of them than i actually have. they must talk to each other about me. about how i like to cry right after my 3 minutes of love making. occasionally i do get my pants all the way off before blowing my load everywhere so ha! take that women! ive gotten really bitter with those crazy animals called women lately. im drifting topics here. my bad im back. o and also im gonna masturbate everywhere on december 20 2012. im just gonna break into peoples houses just to masturbate in front of them. i love jackin it ;)

no but my cocks always hatch............. or something like that. come on formspring ask some better questions. one example would be: is it gay to give yourself a blow job? and my answer would be something like 'not if you dont swallow the gravy.' you can even squirt some goo on your chin and i dont think its gay. its good for the skin right? thats what my camp counselor told me when we were "horsing around" as jerry sandusky puts it. ill see my camp counselor in 3-5 years ;) unfortunately i was never molested by anyone for reals. hahahahahahah im a sicko. ok so thats my very short answer to formspring's lame question, do your socks always match

the rythmic sound of a hookers last breath right before you end her life with your bare hands. that answer was fucked up even by my standards! fudge im busy at work today which never happens on tuesdays. co worker caught me starring at her mucho grande hooters about 5 minutes ago, thank god shes cool right? anywho i said ill be back today so i am but i gotta go right now. fuck my life for real. fuck it with magic johnson's weiner. gotta go see you crazy ppl later ;)

ok ill try to knock a few of these bad boys out. theres gotta be an easier way to get to be bottom of all your questions right? a lot of you have asked me or as i say with my darker friends axed me on here where have i been so ill just say ive been busy like a motherfucker working for "The Man" (also a piece of shit movie btw, unless im high when im watching it. then basically everythings funny.) also ive been striking out with the ladies all this time. have you seen these prices on chloroform these days? ridiculous right? this guy knows what i mean *puts hand up for high five, nobody high fives* anywho all is well this computer is slow as shit right now so ill go back to my job pretending to work and actually daydream about early retirement while taking breaks to the bathroom every 10 minutes or think about my life and cry and cry and cry. but bet ur bottom dollar ill be back tomorrow ok? by the way, i like your mom's newly bleached anus. ok dueces

i got lost in a fat lady's stomach rolls. rest assured i am back ;).

well usually i have a rubber ball in my mouth with a midget hooker passed out in between my legs when i fall asleep. so needless to say i sleep like a rock every night. but on the realio tho i basically never sleep :( fudge i gotta get back to work :'((((((( <---- that means im really sad. ok bitches im getting back to the swing of things of this here formspring. ill be back laterrrrrrrr

while i was wearing a cape made of duct tape? then no i havent :/

back in my college days i got kicked out of a sorority party for vomiting on a girl right after i made out with her. i didnt just throw up on her i threw up like that girl in the excorsist. it went in her hair on her face in her mouth. all over! ahhh memories! i havent vomited in soooooo long. :( i think ill watch an old sex tape of mine tonight and see if i can yarf

jagger im not sure. jager is what i drink so that i am able to have sex with 600 pound girls on thursday nights

ok creep i just saw this trailer like 2 weeks ago for the first time and supposedly this question (which by the way is not a question, mind you. but thats ok because you are very handsome, no homo) was 4 months ago?! how the hell did you see the previews hmmmmmm?

linmarro the things i would do to your vagina or "pikachu" as some put it. boy lemme tell you sistah the things i would do. i had this girlfriend that looked like barbie. she was the head cheerleader and i was the starting quarterback on the varsity squad. then i woke up with my left hand holding my weiner and my right hand in an empty pizza box. sadly folks this is a true story. happened in 2003 :)

if you are reading this well then you already know............. motherfuckers i am back!!!! if you are wondering where the hell i have been well lemme just tell ya...... a while back i went to asia which was awesome but kinda lame since i broke my leg the first fucking day i was there. then i came home and discovered a cure for AIDS. no you may not ask me what is the cure. (ok, fine, the cure is not having unprotected butt sex with homeless men) but really ive been crazy busy at work but im back for now. just want you all to know i love you. i wanna have sex with all of you. yeah im still fucking creepy ;) aight gtg sleep peace

what in the blue hell is a furby? you are a strange cat you know that? i bet you got called ugly a lot in ur life eh? ha just joking love

nobody :( i want ppl to be mean but nobody is

just espn lately. in case you all havent noticed i really havent been on imdb or formspring a lot lately. work is fucking crazy and my girl situation is so freakin complex right now shit is crazy in my life. i apologze for not being on here a lot lately. *cues sad music* i miss you all very dearly. now lets all get naked and hug. (no dudes please)