Try to fall asleep again and fail

Blazers and button-up blouses. I like tailored clothes

Stephen Fry or Stephen Colbert

Montreal, New York, San Francisco are by far the coolest places I've been to. Note that I've never been outside of North America

It seems you cannot have one without the other.

"Did you eat yet?"

It's a city but you don't feel at all removed from nature. There are lots of trees and the tap water is the best in the world.

Drive

Downtown, coffee shop or the library.

Spiderman

Regina Spektor

Just got hired to work during the holiday season at a department store

Too many
http://nouvelle-nouveau.tumblr.com/post/12764674665

A sense of humour. Don't be a douche. That's....about it?

I don't own a lot of vintage but I do wear a few things my mom wore in the 80s.

Night owl

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Something that makes a difference in the world and where I don't have to pander to people.

The Great Gatsby, Jane Eyre and Matilda

This is a horrible question that should be answered by my close friends.

On my first day of work, a coworker thought I had ADD because I can be really energetic and random. Another person's first impression of me was loud and obnoxious which I know I can be.

I see myself as an optimist but a cynic first. I'm a fiercely loyal friend. I like to laugh but at horrible things like bad puns and black humour. I'm judgmental, hypocritical, uptight but not narrow-minded.

I think most people will find me way too energetic, without coffee. I have my moments of being an introvert.

How can you not like babies?
However a guy at my high school had the penchant of making dead babies jokes. So what's worst than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Ten dead babies nailed to a tree. I am without morals