oh noes, a rotten pear just landed on my shoulder. what is the solution? to consider: i am wearing a brown(ish) turtleneck. also: my neighbor's cat is known to enjoy the occasional rotten apple, but i am unsure if she likes pears as well.
Wherever you are, it sounds like a dangerous place. I mean, rotten fruit flying around? I'm getting anxious just thinking about it.
Here is my solution for you: take that pear off your shoulder! And then dab some cold water and soap to remove the stain. If the stain is still noticeable, put on a sweater or fashion large shoulder shoulder plates out of printer paper, place them over the stain and tell people it is "all the rage in Europe right now" and then refuse to speak to anyone for the rest of the day.
I wouldn't test this finicky cat with a rotten pear, I would probably just throw it away.
