The theme song to Red Dwarf.

Nope.

phosphorescence.

Not really.

It goes totally spastic when it dries naturally.

I think it's stupid. But I don't preach.

Not particularly... Who's gonna say yes to this?! One would look like a giant tool.

No, it would be fucking weird.

Depends who they are.

No contest: Tv. I don't watch broadcast television and I can watch DVDs on my pc.

Yes

City. No-brainer there.

No.

I like watches but I don't own one.

Juno or Harold and Maude.

I have and I will.

I hate sandwiches.

Talker.

I don't.

Does anyone answer this question seriously?