magic johnson

i've figured out a few

see last answer

think the term is "a-level escort"

if she's alone and the road's empty, sure i guess i could take a chance

rubbin my dick on a cheese grater

slidin it the smooth way with the ripples felt kinda nice after it had warmed up some sittin next to the oven but then the delivery guy got back early (all green lights, just my luck) and surprised me. course if stuffin your junk out of sight on short notice was an olympic event i'd be on a Wheaties box, so I didn't lose the job for a couple more weeks. didn't even have to rinse the grater, the other guy assumed it was just pizza sauce

mexicans

i'll be the one lockin the door behind em with a wet scratchy chuckle, right after they flick on the lights and see you there

how much of an obstacle to getting what i want their powers make them

this fat fuck with a ninja sword

semi-erect

not for me!

do you keep track of your sneezes?

you used it? least have the decency to leave the account active so i can help myself to your picture

define "symbiote". think the relationship's a little one-sided to qualify with the things i cough up, but you can have one for a couple grand

got a new suit

i prefer to use a little punch. usually to the back of the head.

hi there

((Really like that look, actually.))