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((So...Eripetamun didn't come back?))
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((Ambrosia salad.))
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((FS mobile is barely working.))
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((There is no "correct" English, the only "correct" language in the world is Buttspeak.
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((Improving.))
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((What if I just make this Shakur's personality all the time.))
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((MASS EFFECT SLASH FICTION))
(( A Brash Day To Slap
Shephard stepped lovingly out into the strong sunshine, and admired Wrex's mouth. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a baby-faced sight."
Wrex climbed off the scale model of the Normandy SR-2 and walked retardedly across the grass to greet his lover. Shephard patted Wrex on the cock and then tried to slap him angrily, but without success.
"That's all right," Wrex said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not gay," Shephard. "Not as gay as the time we ate in space."
Wrex nodded swiftly. "We were lovely back in those days."
"Our nostrils were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Shephard said. "Everything seems voluptuous and horny when you're young."
"Of course," Wrex said. "But now we're masculine, we can still have fun. If we go about it sultrily."
"Sultrily?" Shephard said . "But how?"
"With this," Wrex said and held out a beautiful warp-drive. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to slap."
Shephard swallowed the warp-drive at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to slap sultrily. They ate like a Reaper that destroys all life in its path. Three times.
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You did not just touch my perm.
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((If any of you are wondering, Shakur isn't under a twist
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((> Consider doing Sassy Gay Shakur
> Realize that's redundant.)) -
((You know who was cool?
Cole porter.)) -
((Cool.
I meant with the forum.))
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Shakur Palderon and...’s Bio
The name's Shakur.
((Shakur speaks with no quirk.
Everyone can see Sheepdad but only Shakur can touch him due to a psychic link.))
((@aceDiamond SHOULD be on the connections list but an FS glitch blocked him ;-;))
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