yes except maybe my legs are more needy because I kick them when I'm mad and have to wrap them around a pillow when I'm sad and I hate my arms, they just hang there and are only good for tattoos and other self-destructive body modifications

try to make an alex mack themed porn abt being a puddle

one time someone asked everyone a question abt internet friends v. irl friends and i thought she was just being a bitch to me because sometimes i emailed her bf and he told me she didn't like it and i wrote a rly long answer and then her bf told me she accidentally asked everyone and idk, i felt like a rude ass bitch but also kind of proud of my answer

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this chicken burrito i just ate

no :(wtf

idk my mom but my dad taught me how to not show affection so maybe kinda like him, this question stresses me out

IM MY OWN PERSON JK IM LIKE MY DAD

m&ms sound good because i get to binge eat and no one sees how fat i get bc then i just die and also i kind of want to die like maybe 85% of the time so idk this seems good

i fucking hate birds and am terrified of them and i used to get so mad when ppl would repeat things i said as that game or whatever

also i think that sarcasm mostly annoys me or something, not sure how to articulate why or what i even mean really

god fuck birds

m&ms4life or until death, w/e

get out of bed
lose ~15 lbs
graduate college
send Stephen my pop serial 3 piece
read infinite jest
get an aupair job in Germany
have better sleep habits
buy things to go camping because outdoor stuff is cute
watch a list of movies I made last week
create something on paper that is aesthetically pleasing
send more personal emails
keep growing my hair
become more flexible physically
watch all the x files and ally mcbeal

and swallow