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    1. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      What what in the butt?

      You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?

    2. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      Tigga, please.

      Piglet, please.

    3. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      Is it true that you have both male and female reproductive organs?

      This is false.

    4. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      Do you feel like a hero? Cause I am sure as hell not your heroin.

      You're my methamphedamine.

    5. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      You can call all you want, but there's no one home, and you're not gonna reach my telephone.

      Dumbledore dies.

    6. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      Oraange juice is so good right after you brush your teeth. With a bottle of jack.

      Jack is my brother.

    7. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      I wanna crash, I wanna fall, I wanna be somewhere in the middle.

      Okay.

    8. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin that bubb, and you're not gonna reach my telephone.

      Muh muh muh telephone.

    9. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      Prom is coming up it's on the 17th of may.

      And dance and dance and dance, and dance and dance and dance.

    10. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      He said, what what in the butt??

      Probably gay.

    11. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      My dentist told me to stop brushing my teeth with jack. But I LIKE IT.

      It turns your teeth janky.

    12. Matt Peterson
      machpe 1 Apr 10

      Hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing.

      I have got no service in the club you see see.

    13. Matt Peterson
      machpe 17 Mar 10

      go skinny dipping

      now what?

    14. Matt Peterson
      machpe responded to Cshreck 6 Mar 10

      You already know I was the third one. A durrrr

      hurr cause you told me.

    15. Matt Peterson
      machpe 5 Mar 10

      Hint: I'm one of them.

      Good hint.

    16. Matt Peterson
      machpe 5 Mar 10

      The fact that I called you Matthew wasn't hint enough?

      There are three people that call me Matthew on a regular basis.

    17. Matt Peterson
      machpe 5 Mar 10

      Sorry, I was the second hater, Matthew.

      See, still don't know who this is. :)

    18. Matt Peterson
      machpe 5 Mar 10

      the first time it was me, aka gozo, but the other times it was not.

      thank you for revealing yourself. :)

    19. Matt Peterson
      machpe 5 Mar 10

      yeah i hate matt too.

      :/

    20. Matt Peterson
      machpe 5 Mar 10

      i hate matt, too.

      who is this??

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