Also thanks.

Thanks.

Cool

Yes you are

Probably

Cool story bro

I have a secret?

Cool, who are you?

Nope, I only want one girl.

"Couldn't you have left that thing at the hospital?"

I could be your whore ;)

Lucky you ;)

Nope, Australiaman

Well yeah, but then your keyboards upside-down silly.

Magical powers.

The ones who break up over little arguments, then get back together. Couples that argue are the ones that care, since they're trying to fix issues for the future they see together.

Josie and me of course.

Hi Tara!

You're gay and you smell bad.

GTFO