Quite a few times. With pretty spectacular results, too. :D Unfortunately, not lasting either... :(

There are fewer and fewer films worth watching each year, so nowadays I primarily go to the cinema when there's somebody I'd like to spend some time with in a -- ahem -- dark setting... if you get my drift. ヅ

It's easy to say who's your Valentine, but more important is whether you are their Valentine too, isn't it? ;-)

My girlfriend(s).

If the film sucks, I'd rather get Valium. And if it doesn't, I couldn't care less whether it's candy or popcorn. Actually, I'm pissed of by the people who seem to pay more attention to their popcorn (or candies) than to the film. After all, it's quite an expensive popcorn (or candy) on its own, isn't it? :P

That would be me.

Till it gets early -- if you get my drift...

Neither.

Sunset, without hesitation. Preferably, not alone... and with a good reason to miss the sunrise next morning. ;)

A frog in need is a friend indeed!

A lot.

smart handsome liar :-p

Absolutely. As long as you spend it on making _other_ people happy. :)

The one that allows me to make and receive calls. It's a phone, after all, isn't it. :P

Yoghurt. To be more precise, the "tarator" cold soup from the Balkans. ;) Hint: look it up on Wikipedia if you don't know what it is.

I'm afraid I can only answer what USED TO be my secret weapon. After all, telling the whole Internet is hardly the best way to keep things secret, don't you agree? :)

Actually, I don't have the habit of laying eggs, and even if I had, I'd hardly be happy to see them cooked -- for breakfast or anything.

Actually, I _am_ a circus of my own.

Yes, but I'm not sure anyone else is aware of it. :)

Close the browser. Turn your computer off. Go to bed. Get asleep. See, it's not that difficult. :)