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    1. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 12 May 10

      Why are you a pumpkin??? Did you stay out past midnight, girl?

      I am an orange!

    2. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 12 May 10

      also, are you a lion?

      yes, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer had that lion logo for a reason. NEXT!

    3. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 12 May 10

      why are you so self-indulgent?

      Ashley

    4. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 13 Jan 10

      What youtube video always makes you happy?

      Specifically, the Youtube classic: "Cat jumps through box" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0

      Generally, I seem to enjoy any kinda Japanese cat video.

      Play

    5. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 11 Jan 10

      How are you doing today? Internet wants to know.

      I am feeling woozy today. I got like three hours of sleep. I am eating a turkey sandwich on my lunch break, which is fortifying my castle. Thanks for askinnggggg.

    6. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 9 Jan 10

      What would you do if there were no more snackwraps?

      I would switch my attention to the Bells crunchwrap supreme

    7. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 9 Jan 10

      What song would be your anthem?

      Happy Birthday

    8. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 8 Jan 10

      does the porrige bird lay its eggs in the air?

      Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers

    9. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 8 Jan 10

      Would you rather have a cat that acts like a dog or a dog that acts like a cat?

      Remember CatDog? A recording of that theme song should be in the Smithsonian.

      Here's a utube clip 2 remind u: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nOk9Fi6gKQ

      Play

    10. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 8 Jan 10

      do you believe in love at first tweet?

      I've stopped reading Bill Cosby's Tweets, so I don't even know anymore.

    11. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 6 Jan 10

      how many pancakes fit into a doghouse?

      Depends on how many IHOP servers are in trouble.

    12. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 6 Jan 10

      What was your most meta experience ever?

      Whenever that episode of This American Life I was on as a teen comes up on podcast shuffle my head explodes.

    13. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 6 Jan 10

      If you could be on any game show, which would you choose?

      Supermarket Sweep. I like how that show is basically a celebration of everything gluttonous and Midwestern.

      One aisle that contestants forget to sweep for the top-priced items (after they've filled their carts with diapers and hams) is the expensive spice selection. Fill yr cart up with saffron and you'll spend big bucks.

    14. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 6 Jan 10

      How irate would you be if someone had taken lauramayer.com and wouldn't even sell it to you, making you take on laura-mayer.com with that pesky dash instead?

      Well. I would be upset. And I'd talk about it a lot.

      Truth be told, I am ok with the dash. I'd start calling myself "dash com." That's better than "dot com," seeing as 30 Rock already has the patent on that one.

      My goal is for another Laura Mayer to get like J-Lo-in-1999 famous, so that her agent can barter with me to buy LauraMayer.com. That will be my "retiring to the farm" money.

    15. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 6 Jan 10

      Why are you doing this to us?

      Just crowdsourcing ideas for my autobiography is all.

    16. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 5 Jan 10

      If you could have a Midas-like touch, in which everything you touched turned to one thing, what would it be?

      I would turn everything to clay -- that way I could finally live in a live-action claymation film, with me as the human actor.

    17. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 5 Jan 10

      What is your dream date?

      Beef jerky and slow jams.

    18. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 5 Jan 10

      digital or analog? for the rest of time. defend your choice.

      Analog for life -- for purity of sound's sake. I plan to name my next set of cats "Wow and Flutter."

      But I do everything digitally, so...

    19. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 5 Jan 10

      Would you rather win the silver in the marathon or gold in mixed doubles tennis?

      Gold all the way. I came into this world in an award winning duo.

    20. Laura Mayer
      lrmayer 5 Jan 10

      Would you eat a tofu snackwrap?

      What is this, the Lillith Fair? NO.

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New York, NY

www.lauramayer.com

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