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      arrite pal?
      uh... getting mashed and then going to uni :) already been 2 pub crawls in the space of 1 week ^_^ NAPIER!!

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      Um... I have an irrational fear of hoovering, because of the noise. It'd be all to easy for an assasin to sneak up on me and kill me because you can't hear anything other than the hoover. Crazy, I know. Still, better to be prepared for it!

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      Uh.... can I wake up as myself in a parallel universe where I am super rich and can afford to do things and visit people? Cause I think the whole 'waking up as someone else' would be a real mind fuck tbh.

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      Lol. Empire is good, yes, but have you read Total Film at all? The whole thing is very humble and it's humour is really awesome and subtle, but totally noticeable if you know about film. Empire would be my second choice, they're a bit too 'professional', if you see what I mean :) take themselves too seriously kinda thing.

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      It would look well paid lol. Dream Job - Actress. Realistic job goal - film journalist, preferably for 'Total Film'.

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      oooooo.... thats a tough one. Well A jet is faster... but I'd need a pilot. Where as a boat I could drive myself.... Yacht, for sure. As long as it had an engine tho, FUCK actual sailing.

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      I dreamt that I was back in 6th year, and my school were doing a pupil exchange with another school nearby, so I had to switch. So I go into my new adv. higher chem class and they're like 'fu'. Bad times.

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      mmmm.... thats a prty hateful question, no? If I don't like the show I will just turn over. I'm not gonna ruin anything for anyone else! Probs something like 'Ooops TV', cause it's just shit lol.

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      ooooo good one. Hmm... probs a pair of jeans that I've had since I was like 16. I recently discovered that my student lifestyle has allowed me to squeeze back into them and I cut them into THEE COOLEST shorts I have ever worn. They're never off my backside now :)

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      It would so be Bruce Willis. I mean, come on, can you think of any one MORE like me??!?!?!

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      Dunoon. It's a small town in Scotland. I didn't like it very much. Also, while attempting to open a water bottle outside the Sainsbury's there, I ripped out two of my teeth and bled all over the pavement. Yeah. True story.

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      aww wow good question
      uuuuhhhmmm.... probs the last day, where we all lazed about in the sunshine, marvelled at our awesome chalk drawings and involved a whole bunch of students in a disco on the grass.
      Either that or adv. higher english. And Mr.Morrison, just so u know, you can totally use cherries in foreplay.

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      Zoe Deschanel
      Hands down
      she is wonderful and lovely and brilliant

Josephine Heinemeier

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