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   2 years ago

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   Sticky toffee pudding or sticky toffee cake?

   For eating, or smearing upon a naked body?

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   2 years ago

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   What should I buy a pretty girl for Christmas?

   Something pretty expensive.

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3. 
   2 years ago

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   I herd u liek mudkipz.

   I...I must be drunk.

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   2 years ago

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   Do you have to pay your tailor extra to make trowsers that accommodate?

   I pay by the inch. My tailor is thus the wealthiest tailor in the Empire.

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5. 
   2 years ago

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   Are you planning on continuing the Likely line anytime soon?

   I dare say that I have already continued many Likely lines. 'Tis probably more akin to a Likely cross-hatching by now.

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6. 
   2 years ago

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   have you ever skied, and if so, how did you manage not to spill your drink?

   The drink had frozen.

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7. 
   2 years ago

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   Would you be put off by the fact that I'm a somewhat Rubenesque lady well into my thirties?

   Not at all! In fact, I'd be rather 'put on'.

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8. 
   2 years ago

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   How do you feel about Sweeney Todd?

   He seemed like a rather cut-throat sort of fellow.

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9. 
   2 years ago

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   You you have a preference with ladies?

   Yes. They must be alive.

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10. 
    2 years ago

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    My moustache is rather droopy and, I fear, unimpressive to the ladies. What's the secret to perking it up?

    I believe there are now pills available to assist you in such matters.

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    2 years ago

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    Aren't you incredible?

    asked by lordlikely

    Indeed I am - and so are you!

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    2 years ago

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    When are you going to give the lovely and adoreable @FantonEsquire a payrise?

    When I find a lovely and adorable @FantonEsquire.

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    2 years ago

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    How on earth did you get to be so damnably attractive, so incredibly talented in EVERY way, and the ONLY person worth following on Twitter?

    'Twas all thanks to one incredibly formidable sperm.

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    2 years ago

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    What is the optimum price for a slattern taking style, control damage and aggression into account?

    Two guineas. And a hamster.

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    2 years ago

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    If you had entrance music, what would it be?

    Handel's 'Messiah'.

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    2 years ago

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    Do you harbour a secret crush on any Twitter wench?

    I make no secret about such matters!

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    2 years ago

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    How do you keep your hat so shiney?

    asked by Grizzlyfish

    Hat Wax.

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18. 
    2 years ago

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    What was the happiest moment in your life?

    The day that I realised I was so damnably attractive.

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