Mom? Oh, this is the question of the day. Fuck if I know, TV's been around longer than anyone in my life right now. And the Internet has been pacifying me since the early 90s, maybe even late 80s.

I used to think I wanted to be a research biologist, but then I realized I wanted to be a research biologist on TV.

THIS IS A HORRIBLE QUESTION. NEVER SPEAK ILL OF TELEVISION AGAIN.