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    1. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 12 Apr 10

      we used to make out. weird.

      quite. =P

    2. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 12 Apr 10

      why are you bitch

      i'm really not a bitch. i'm just bitchy. I stand up for myself and my friends, but sometimes, I put people in their places.

      Bitches are just rude and nasty to everyone, including their friends. It's really awful to just be a bitch.

      But being bitchy is beautiful =]

    3. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell responded to TJilla 12 Apr 10

      Hey, remember that time you thought they were gonna release the posters information off of Formspring on April 1st and you believed it?

      it was in a legit newspaper. PUHLEEZ. perhaps the news needs to check themselves a little better.

    4. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 12 Apr 10

      Remember that time we had sex? That wasn't my penis. It was a salami.

      ;]

    5. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 10 Mar 10

      I want to smear hot animal grease all over your body and then lick it off, all the while moaning farm animals names. Hopefully, you'll have a cold at the time and I'll lick your wet and sticky boogers. Uncomfortable?

      you must not know me very well ;]

    6. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell responded to gfdsw 10 Mar 10

      i aspire to be you

      i love you.

    7. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 10 Mar 10

      what do you think of the wonder schlong?

      you mean the disappointment weewee?

    8. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 9 Mar 10

      why are u the best febreze gazelle i ever metttt???? lol

      cuz that's how i roll =]

    9. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 9 Mar 10

      do you think you're attractive?

      i don't think i'm jaw dropping gorgeous and i don't think i'm beautiful. I'm pretty, perhaps slightly above average - but very very slight, and i have a very curvy body so if people are into that, i would say that adds to me being any kind of attractive.

    10. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 9 Mar 10

      What's so great about penises

      there's a lot of great things. i'm a big fan of sex, so i would say that's the main thing. and without them, it'd be difficult to reproduce. that's two pretty great things right there.

    11. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 8 Mar 10

      what does your vagina smell like? make you uncomfortable?

      i don't smell my vagina. and no.

    12. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 8 Mar 10

      so heres the thing ive been with this girl for over a year and she wants to go to the next level and have sex but the problem is i had my penis amputated 3 years ago. how do i tell her? what will she say?

      well, i think you should just be as honest as possible. and if she leaves you, you can always become a priest.

      -___-

    13. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 8 Mar 10

      i am so thankful we reconnected recently. i didn't realize how awesome you became and you were one of the main reasons i enjoyed senior year so much. fate rekindled our friendship. i know this isn't question but i thought you'd like to know. :)

      idk who this is, but i love you <3

    14. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 8 Mar 10

      who are your most beautiful girl friends?

      all of my female friends are beautiful. i tend not to associate with busted bitches.

    15. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 8 Mar 10

      if you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

      I like the names Penelope and Anna/Anne. So perhaps one of or a combination of those?

    16. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 7 Mar 10

      What's your bra size?

      already answered this.

    17. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 7 Mar 10

      Remember that time we had sex? That wasn't my penis. It was a salami.

      well, that's hot.

    18. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 7 Mar 10

      Remember that time we had sex? That wasn't my penis. It was a salami.

      well, that's hot.

    19. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 7 Mar 10

      If you had to chose what would yo pick. Having a threesome with two guys or having anal sex? And why?

      mmmm. neither. i like vaginal sex with my boyfriend only, sorry.

    20. Elizabeth
      lizzbombshell 7 Mar 10

      Would you rather date a lot of different people, or be in a committed relationship?

      committed <3 i feel like i've answered before.

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