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Hello strawberry, talking abt tai tai, i got tell my bf i wab to b a tai tai after i get married to him. But he say i will b bored at home cus alk my friends wilk be at work during normal days!! Alamak u teach me how to reply him leh wtf
eh why you sound like one of my friends! she also wants to be tai tai after she gets married! is your name Erica wtf
tell your boyfriend if he doesn't want you to be tai tai and wants you to go back to work, can! then you go work in those MNCs and seduce one of those ang moh expat bosses who earn enough to let you live a tai tai life. and once you succeed, ditch your bf and go marry the ang moh. and go make friends with other expat wives in their expat circles and you are on your way to living a real tai tai lifestyle, with fellow ang moh tai tai friends who always have time for you too!!! then you guys can go shopping, drink high tea and watch Korean dramas with English subtitles together wtf
p/s: when you succeed, please introduce your ang moh hubby's brother or friend to me too wtf. married already never mind, i can be his secret kept woman wtf -
¡lɹıƃʇɐq ɯ,ı ¡ʎɹɹǝqʍɐɹʇs ǝɹǝɥʇ ıɥ
¡ooʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ uɐɔ ı ¡ןɹıƃʇɐq oןןǝɥ
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My friend caiyi is a big fan of urs! Do you mind saying hi to her here? She would be thrill to see her name on ur fs!
WOW i feel like those celebrities who get Twitter requests from fans to RT or wish them happy birthday! i feel like a famous superstar now wtf
ok no problem!
hello Caiyi! i'm Strawberry! how are you! your friend loveylynn is really sweet to want to give you a cool surprise like this! and to thank you for your lifelong support, imma send you the rarest gift of all time..... which is the queen ant from the ants' nests in my house! happy or not! please email your address to my personal assistant wtf -
And any real gems at ur office for u to keep a lookout or are they all ham sup?
ho ho ho i have a crush on this guy who works in a bank! we've seen each other around cos sometimes we take the same train to work and bump into each other during lunch. he once said hi to me and i was so stunned and shocked that i mumbled a weak hi back fml. god he's so freaking cute. but i'm too shy to go up and talk to him la hahahah.
and i checked his finger. no ring!!!!!
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how come u still asking suet to be ur bridesmaid when she dumped ur bro despite ur bro care for her so much and begging her to stay, dont u feel that she is very pretentious and "ji-gei-lor-lei-jink' type ?
dafug. i saw you ask my brother something similar. maybe you're really not, but from your question you seem like a disgusting evil person who would love nothing better than to create trouble between me, my brother and suet.
what ji gei lor lei sai is this. it was problems in their relationship which is between him and her. kuan lei meh si ah? (omg my canto suddenly so powerful when angry) whatever happens between them is between them, nothing to do with outside people which includes me. if my brother and her can both move on and still remain on good terms as friends, why can't i do the same and respect their decision and privacy?
i think this has been reiterated by barry and suet countless times. i can't think of a reason why you would bring this up, ask me and my brother both (like trying to stir shit) unless you are a horrible person/sociopath/i don't even know. shame on you. -
strawberry why you so funny.. how do you look like in real life? long or short hair? spec or no spec? i refuse to imagine you as in your dp that's too nice and alien like wtf
i have long hair and i am short sighted so i alternate between wearing specs and contact lens! hmm... many people have said i appear aloof and quiet and demure when they first met me and later got the shock of their lives when they realized i am actually very man, loud, chor lor, hum sup girl wtf
eh i feel like one of those Japanese girls in those cheap pornos sitting in front of the camera talking about themselves shyly, and then talk talk talk and suddenly their clothes disappear already wtf -
Strawberry, teach me how to make up?
very simple! ok i'll teach you my best makeup tip.
first you apply some cooking oil on your face first. preferably knife brand cos it stays on longer. then you apply soya sauce (the thick black kind used for bak ku teh one) under your eyes to conceal your dark circles. after that, dab your finger with water and dip into a Milo tin, and apply the milo powder across your eyelids to make it look bigger. then pour some Maggi tomato sauce onto a plate, dip your hands into it and smile and wipe and blend on your cheekbones. and finally, go to any Malay stall and get their chilli sauce (those dark oily red kind that looks very hot) and dap on your lips for some seductress glam shine pout.
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what's your job before being a full time blogger?
Was a waitress at dimsum restaurant WTF. I once served an eaten lo mai kai to a customer :X
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Can you don't ends off every sentence with wtf? It's not full stop nor a punctuation. Sorry, I still love to read your blog, just kinda... irritated. Lol. Ok chill, peace yo! Stay pretty! :P
Ok sorry I try ok wtf
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why you all keep por-ing nat ho? wtf
You then wtf. How is supporting him (a nice dude who is friendly and positive and LOCAL) call por-ing. Just becox you are not friends with him (i am not close with him too but i like him!!!) doesn't mean anyone else who decides to show him support equals to por-ing him. You will never succeed in anything in life, wtf.
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NAT HO cnnt act, cnnt sing, cnnt dance. y u like him?
You no face, no identity, no make sense, i still reply your question ^.^
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How will you teach your daughter about virginity?
Tell her it's locked until she can show me the key.
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Do you tell your best friend everything?
Yes !!! @yutakis got see this or not ???
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Good Morn QQ. What will u do if u r on those ulu road to KL ALONE AT NIGHT, so happen u got stomachache? Then when u finish ur "business" liao, u found out got NO TISSUE PAPER!!! However u got a winning lottery ticket ( worth $8888 ), what will u do leh?
I will just wear my pants back, continue driving and go claim my money. Who cares i have smelly backside when i am $8888 richer. Lolol.
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In your opinion, why did Rowling used years like the 90s in HP when it's actually 2000+ when the movie was filmed?
You can't be fucking serious. Unless I understood your question wrongly, you seem to think that HP was based off movies? What, so the books written in the 90s don't count?! Why the FUCK would she use 2000+ in the books when she didn't know at that point movies would be made? No that's not relevant. HP IS ABOUT THE BOOKS NOT THE MOVIES. Go, just go away. You made me lose faith in humanity.
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