no it's pretty much the same, only the annoyance i had for you has been mitigated because now i don't imagine a white person whose inability to see her privilege is indicative of said priviledge doing all those things, but an indian (asian, not native-american, i assume). like we just hindu'd up this shit with vishnu's multiple arms poppin' low-key legit under the soothing balm of mango lassi and third eyes seared into the head as some self-pensive stab wound. you go girl

well, i finally got through to my dad

first off, congratulations. how old are u, because i hope you're 14-15, 16 or 17-tops, because if you're +18 then ice-cream seems a little juvenile a substance to coax an open mouth; i'm not asking you to break the law, but maybe give her mike's lemonade or some four loko; or even just coffee. you have no idea how important biochemistry is here. idk, ice cream just feels kind of 'innocent,' which may cock block u cuz she'll think that's how u 'see her' (you will soon find out that how women feel about themselves is more important than how they feel about you, or rather, that the latter is inextricably influenced by the former); anyways, like, ok, who cares about the ice-cream glitch...just casually 'lean in' if you two seem to be getting along, and look at her non-creepily in the eyes. if she looks scared, repulsed, or confused, then back off she don't like you 'that way' or she 'needs more time.' if she smiles and stays there, or better yet, leans in herself, then go for it. kissing is like eating jello with your mouth and trying to grab it without making a mess, if that makes sense. aggressive and gentle. there are also 'signs' like if she tilts her neck or touches any part of her neck or face, that is a good sign. licking lips and pouting are obviously classic signs, sometimes girls will actually 'meow' or make some feline sound. are her legs crossed towards or away from you? is she on her period? do you have condoms? crap, you're just talking about kissing. sorry, i'm getting to involved here. 3 Cs bro: Confident, Considerate, Charming. you need to be all 3 at once; confident is being like a 'man' who doesn't give a shit about what she thinks, but then considerate is understanding how she thinks and sort of caring, and charming is being like robin williams without actually being robin williams. i know it's hard, but so is that dong of yours. welcome to manhood bro, fucking sucks...

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