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No. Why would I be a cannibal just cause it's legal? Gross. And also, ten dollars? Fuck that.
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Like your brain just imploded.
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Best thing: We have a pretty good life. Worst thing: We don't appreciate our good life.
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Yes. If they're adopting, rules are very strict about who's allowed anyway, you need to be very mentally, emotionally and financially stable. There's lots of straight couples or singles having babies even though they're terrible parents, I'd say why are people attacking homosexuals and not them?
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"Where can I buy real Swedish clogs?" Believe it or not but I'm not really the expert. I've seen them at Slite Market lol, give it a visit this summer?
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"How many years are you?" Lol slightly wonky Swedish here but still. I'm gonna be 19 in June.
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"Have you seen your best friend naked." Well. Depends who I consider my best friend. Could get away with saying yeah cause he's my partner.
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"Wanna dance with me?" Um I'm not a big dancer. But hey you only live once.
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"My hoverboard is full of eels...?" I don't even know what the fuck this means.
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"Anything new going on?" Well yesterday was my man's 21st Birthday and it was FUN. In other news my mum is coming round tomorrow. And I'm on my easter break. That's about it.
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Swedish, English and also I took a few years of French but I think them brain cells melted.
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Dunno where I'd fly to in a jet. Don't really like the hassle of airports and shit. Yacht would be kinda nice, you can just chill anchored in the water somewhere that way.
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Lately... I'm kinda swinging more towards morning than evening. And it scares me. Feels like I'm getting old and mature or something.
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Don't really care. Never understood why gays would want to marry in the first place anyway... it's just so religious and traditional and all that, what's wrong with partnership? Call me ignorant, i don't care if you wanna marry, go ahead, I'm just saying I don't get it.
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Orange juice. No... Fanta Exotic. No wait... I can't make up my mind up about any favourite things. That's the first thing you need to know bout me.
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Sandals are a measure of last resort in the hottest days of summer when your feet would actually boil if you put them in sneakers.
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Lisa Swahn’s Bio
20 year old Swedish student, going to be a teacher for ages 1-10. Living on Gotland with my English boyfriend Allen. Ask me anything. :)

